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Allo me old china - wot say we pop round the Jack. I'll stand you a pig! Follow Me Treacle!

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''He hit that penalty like you hit Ulrika''aimed at @stancollymore aha

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More snow facking hell!

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Paul McKeever has died ... yay

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@PoppyMadson absolute sort!

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The French are "upbeat" on their mission in Mali, according to BBC
They should check their grammar, that's not the way you spell 'beaten up'

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BBC News: Escaped pigs on the loose in Southampton

Oh no, wait, it's just the entire local population.

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Snow... The only white to enter Bradford safely!

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Eat yellow snow,it could be beer.

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Hmmm, snow.

The only time four inches can keep a woman in bed all day.

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I'm Dreaming of a White New years!

Not cause I like snow or anything, I'm just a racist.

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Q: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.

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Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? Q: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

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Woke up and theres layers of sniff everywhere happy days!

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Chelsea v southampton? West ham united? who wins

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http://t.co/vabiSxoy QPR WANKERS £££££

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R£MY #QPR

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#Predictions Chelsea 2 - Southamton 0

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I made a sex tape with my bird last night she took a dildo up her bum then down her throat. At one point I thought she was going to wake up

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Walking along, fingered a mong, walking in a Scouser wonderland..

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12.37 still in bed Fackin hell what to do today!