Geffrey Kane

Writer, Smart Arse & Coffee Addict.

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@Hermesparcels could you tell me why the hell delivers for you in Ireland? Your website assistant 'Holly' is the worst AI assistant ever devised. Its a simple enough question.

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@sarrssy Err, is that a thing now?

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@jessbrammar He's probably not a complete fucking moron either. No, wait, he is.

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Christ, but that was a depressing list of candidates.

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@SpillerOfTea @SamHarrisOrg @aliamjadrizvi @GSpellchecker Christ that made me laugh!

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@sarrssy And that, for me, is the most salient point about abortion, which these numpties just can’t seem to grasp.

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@freepearn Except, obviously you typed it.

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@freepearn Well, it’s Twitter, you’d never really know!

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@freepearn Poor Cat looks traumatised. :-P

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So the UK don't want the WA or no deal, or to remain, or a customs union, or part of the single market, or Norway plus, or anything else. Fucking hell. Time to sh*t or get off the pot lads. Can we get North Korea to just nuke them? Tired of their British bullshit.

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@agirlcalledlina Is that not a simple statement of fact?

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@Spookella @Haggis_UK Bit unfair to the wet haddock, no?

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We decided to the our electric dinghy out to explore some sea caves yesterday. There's just something about water and cameras that make things a bit, well, difficult, as explained in the vid. View, Subscribe and Share. Cheers.

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@agirlcalledlina People pretending to be Irish at any time annoys me.

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The remaining EU states should reject the UK's request for a A50 extension. Another 3 months of having to listen to Torys and DUP gobshites on this matter is just too much to bear. Accept the damn deal you wanted, 'cos you're not getting anything else, or piss off without one.

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Have the Brits decided what they want yet?

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@agirlcalledlina joint rolling.

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@Luiseach Not one single person in the BBC who saw this didn't raise an eyebrow?