Stevie Sokrates

scientist of beauty | Wisconsin-based 🔸500 million names of God 🏎️
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[Stevie Sokrates @GeistRight84345]

this is why the word choices of friends & family (the poems we write daily) matter to our public projects

memes = poetic justice or senseless violence

you choose

[Stevie Sokrates @GeistRight84345]

@TheSydByrd @TexlaModel3 @Rsun10l @JustinTinsley ok faggot

[Stevie Sokrates @GeistRight84345]

@vincevitrano what was the story this morning about a potential “scab” player? There was a discussion of free speech and whether they’ll play in Philly

[Dan O'Donnell @DanODonnellShow]

Hey folks, @Politifact doesn’t want to fact check Francesca Hong’s campaign saying Francesca Hong never said “Abolish the Senate” since, and I quote, “that doesn’t seem to be her position.” Kindly retweet this to expose what a pathetic leftist propaganda outfit @Politifact is.

[Stevie Sokrates @GeistRight84345]

Jesus IS LORD 💙✝️

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Choose wisely.

[Scott Walker @ScottWalker]

Watch out: democratic socialists are targeting the closest swing state in the country - Wisconsin. It didn’t work in Venezuela, but they will still try it here. We can’t let that happen anywhere in America.

[The Conservative Alternative @OldeWorldOrder]

10 months ago today, I saw Charlie Kirk get assassinated on a college campus, and I saw the Left celebrate it.

I will NEVER let this go.

[Stevie Sokrates @GeistRight84345]

@kangminlee Theater kids are better at public speaking 🤷

[RJ Hybben @RJHybben]

JD Vance, here in Wisconsin: “The big corporations are using H1-B Visa programs to undercut the American worker. A simple principle: American jobs must go to American workers.”

Nails it, as usual. 48.

[henry the vacuum @henry_sux]

this shit is frying me

[JD Vance @JDVance]

From day one, President Trump and I have said this very thing. Stopping the flood of illegal migrants into this country will bring down home prices and make housing affordable again for young Americans who are trying to start a family.

Despite the left’s incessant whining, Trump was right all along. Thanks to the efforts of @DHSgov and the entire Trump Administration, we stopped the flow of migrants at the border, and housing prices are beginning to come down.

There is still work to be done, but this is huge progress toward restoring the American Dream as a reality for our nation's young people who deserve a stake in their country.

[𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖊✨ @Bennieeexyz]

Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat.

Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records.

My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now.

Called the county clerk.

Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty.

Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons?

Me: Yes, but he's a cat.

Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county?

Me: He's a legal cat.

Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption.

Me: He can't file anything. He has paws.

Clerk: You can file on his behalf.

Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat."

Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons."

Me: What's the medical reason?

Clerk: He's a cat.

Me: That's not a medical condition.

Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving.

Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later.

"Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement."

Took the letter to my vet.

Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty.

Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty?

Me: Excellent question. No good answer.

Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten.

Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve?

Vet: On what grounds?

Me: He's a cat.

Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings."

Me: Perfect.

Sent it in. Got another rejection.

"Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court."

My roommate thought this was hilarious.

Roommate: Felix is going to jail.

Me: This is serious.

Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens.

Decided that was actually the only option left.

Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters.

Checked in at the courthouse.

Clerk: Name?

Me: Felix Martinez.

Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix?

Me: Yes.

Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat.

Me: I've been saying that for six weeks.

Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption?

Me: I filed three. All rejected.

Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief.

Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation?

Me: Twice.

Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this.

Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me.

Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote?

Me: You tell me.

Supervisor: This is a data error.

Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out.

They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience.

Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry.

Me: Appreciate it.

Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted?

Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats.

Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card.

For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was.

Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud.

Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent.

Roommate: That's what they all say.

Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now.

Fitting end to his legal career.

[Dan O'Donnell @DanODonnellShow]

Vice President JD Vance slams Wisconsin Governor Tony Evers for refusing to hand over SNAP rolls: “The only plausible explanation for that is that he cares more about protecting illegal aliens than he does the good citizens of Wisconsin.”

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

BREAKING: USA comes back from huge deficit to defeat Belgium 5-4 after receiving four surprise mail-in goals at 3:00am

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

Imagine what mass deportations would do to rents and public services. GenZ and Millennials would realize that they’ve been competing with an entire foreign class for their own country.

[Lee Kuan Yimby @LeeKuanYimby]

This should be embarrassing for The Democratic Party.

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

🚨 Marco Rubio Predicted the Rise of ‘Democratic Socialism’ Back in 2020

“At the core of democratic socialism is Marxism. And at the core of Marxism is this fake offer that if you turn over more of your individual freedom, we're going to provide you security … and you don't get it back just because the security they promised you didn't happen. That's what we're on the verge of having to decide here in this country.”

[Adam Lowisz X Meetup 🇺🇸🇵🇱🇪🇺🇬🇧🇺🇦 @AdamLowisz]

Poland is about to overtake the UK in GDP per capita. If you were to go back in time to just after the fall of the Soviet Union and told people that Poland may one day become wealthier than the UK you would have been laughed at. Now we are sitting on a different reality. Poland took many measures for pro-capitalist anti-corruption reforms after the occupation by the Russian Soviet Union ended. The UK has taken a different approach. Continued inefficient government encroachment along with mass migration that is detrimental to the country are among the various factors that have hindered the UK's GDP per capita growth significantly.

[Nate 🇺🇸 @thenate36]

@WhiteHouse @Lmack49 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Stevie Sokrates @GeistRight84345]

Celebrating the 250th birthday of America at Mt. Rushmore - Trump is wise to rebuke Communist ideology and reinforce the need to pass the SAVE America Act

Do your job, John Thune
Communist Democrats are organizing on borrowed time