𝗔𝗸𝗶𝗵𝗶𝗸𝗼 𝗦𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗱𝗮

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[𝗔𝗸𝗶𝗵𝗶𝗸𝗼 𝗦𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗱𝗮 @GekkoukanBoxer]

❝ 𝗛𝗲𝗮𝗱𝘀 𝘂𝗽, 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱𝘀 𝘂𝗽！𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗻𝗲.

𝗬𝗲𝗲𝗸 𝘆𝗲𝗲𝗸！𝗪𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗽 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗽！𝗪𝗵𝘆 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗶𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝗲𝗮𝗿？ 𝗧𝗮𝗹𝗸𝗶𝗻' 𝗮 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗯𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗳 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗜 𝗮𝗶𝗻'𝘁
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[𝗔𝗸𝗶𝗵𝗶𝗸𝗼 𝗦𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗱𝗮 @GekkoukanBoxer]

Akihiko, just like all the other Yetis, laughed like a lunatic like he’d just been let out of the psych ward.

[𝗔𝗸𝗶𝗵𝗶𝗸𝗼 𝗦𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗱𝗮 @GekkoukanBoxer]

Akihiko had a great idea.

He wanted to make a cake, but not just any cake—a protein powder cake shaped like a bosu ball.

A pretty smart way to pack some nutrients into sweets, right?

[𝗔𝗸𝗶𝗵𝗶𝗸𝗼 𝗦𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗱𝗮 @GekkoukanBoxer]

No one was yeti for the burnt pieces of paper in the lemon poppyseed loaf.

It added extra protein.

[𝗔𝗸𝗶𝗵𝗶𝗸𝗼 𝗦𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗱𝗮 @GekkoukanBoxer]

Akihiko would often call @SEESHierophant up just to say,

“…Y’all Yeti?”

Nothing more, nothing less.
That was the soul purpose of the phone call.

[𝗔𝗸𝗶𝗵𝗶𝗸𝗼 𝗦𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗱𝗮 @GekkoukanBoxer]

As if the burnt chicken wasn’t bad enough, this time he decided to make Cheez Whiz in a pot… as he stood in a puddle of milk…

It was safe to say that was yet another failure…

[𝗔𝗸𝗶𝗵𝗶𝗸𝗼 𝗦𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗱𝗮 @GekkoukanBoxer]

Akihiko tried to make some White and Nerdy mayonnaise chicken, and he thought it was going pretty well too as he used an entire bottle of mayonnaise for the recipe.

Well, it might’ve gone well until he started to cook it… or should he say incinerate it. It looked like tar…

[𝗔𝗸𝗶𝗵𝗶𝗸𝗼 𝗦𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗱𝗮 @GekkoukanBoxer]

It… It was fancy meeting him here?

Uh… Fancy meeting him where?

What was Debbie talking about exactly…?

[𝗔𝗸𝗶𝗵𝗶𝗸𝗼 𝗦𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗱𝗮 @GekkoukanBoxer]

Akihiko smirked about the Yeti necklace.

[𝗔𝗸𝗶𝗵𝗶𝗸𝗼 𝗦𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗱𝗮 @GekkoukanBoxer]

People kept telling him that he looked like a little girl.

His features were apparently too soft and he had girl lips. His new name was ‘Akihika’.

[𝗔𝗸𝗶𝗵𝗶𝗸𝗼 𝗦𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗱𝗮 @GekkoukanBoxer]

He sounded like Thwomp…

……

He made the Thwomp sound effects.

[𝗔𝗸𝗶𝗵𝗶𝗸𝗼 𝗦𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗱𝗮 @GekkoukanBoxer]

@militaryfight24 @QueenOfSEES @SEESHierophant “It’s actually a frying pan.”
Akihiko replied.