X.Gelato🍧❤

HER🤍✨

[Kene 😍 @ur1stmemeplug]

There's a very thin line between medicine and madness.

[Big Sister has something to say🤎✨ @Penielglory_]

Nigeria has a rape, pedophilia and femicide problem.

[𝓤. @_fuego98]

I even hate it when they assume I have money.

[Chef Ore💜 @_b_haleemat]

Document your life mehn, you don’t even have to post it.

[eliz @eliza___v]

When you’re walking and you can feel your ass jiggling 😭😹

[Ginger @Gboye_Rave]

I will shamelessly simp for the person I love . If they serve me breakfast , I will move on . If I meet someone else love , I will simp for them again 😂 ❤️

I will heal in heaven

[𝓤. @_fuego98]

Not having anyone to debrief with after a long day is another reason why I’m an angry woman.

[Ginger @Gboye_Rave]

Omo See, make money ooo
As a woman, leave your obsession with getting married and make money ooo. Do not abandon making money ooo.

[🦉Hootz🐍 🇵🇸 @YngviCom]

the female body for some reason has tons of mechanisms to gain weight unrelated to consumption, the male body on the other hand has virtually none, meaning if you're fat as a man its entirely your own fault you hungry hungry hippo

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

i love the word "interesting" cause it's so chaotically neutral

[obalende chimamanda @omosalewasmiles]

God will see them through

[Gloria🩷🧚 @bambyisdazzzled]

I grab my bumbum occasionally to remind myself that it's very grabable.

[Citadel Centre for HR Research and Consulting @cchrcglobal]

The Founding 100 cohort is open to Nigerian employers managing compensation deliberately at a headcount of twenty or more.
The inaugural benchmark report is free for every contributor in the cohort in exchange for the anonymised compensation data that builds the reference.

[Citadel Centre for HR Research and Consulting @cchrcglobal]

We're currently recruiting our Founding 100, a group of organisations contributing anonymised pay data in exchange for the first compensation benchmark report at no cost.
If your organisation wants to be part of shaping a more evidence-based approach to compensation in Nigeria,

[Citadel Centre for HR Research and Consulting @cchrcglobal]

Today, our Founder, Mercy Itohan Ekoh, is taking the stage at the CIPM Abuja Annual Conference as a panelist on "Beyond the Dashboard: How HR Data & Analytics Drive Predictive Business Strategy."

[Media Darling E$q. @BigBadReni]

I’m a whore for learning mehn.

I just like to know things, even if e no get wetin I wan use that information do.

Just loveeee squirreling information away

[Elderly cynical Feminist @honeydropz999]

Softness for man
Iron fist for children

A stupid irredeemable bird

[princessbabyangel @ikubemiii]

If you know you don’t buy stuff for women, you have no business liking me, pleaseee 😭

[Adéṣẹ̀tọ́ @Illusionist_126]

Four portions of asun rice, still asking me "are you not buying any protein?" The asun inside na Vitamins?

[gst @wearegst]

A woman died in Minister Dave Umahi's house, and he is trying to cover it up.

Here's why you need to be afraid:

1. DUFUHS is a federally funded teaching hospital. 'Removing' clinical staff from a public hospital to serve as personal therapists in a minister's private home diverts resources meant for Nigerians.

2. DUFUHS bears the minister's name and is located in Uburu, his hometown, where he previously served as governor.

The boundary between public state resources and private political power has been completely erased.