Myranda

Drake 2021/Future Doctorate of Occupational Therapy/Dog Mom

[Myranda @GelhausM]

American eagle trying to bring back low rise pants.... just no

[Myranda @GelhausM]

I replied with "my gas card doesn't work and you knew about everything else. You probably just forgot"
Clearly Roy is very impressed.

[Myranda @GelhausM]

Went and switched vehicles. Roy moved the nissan, walked inside, and said "you're just going to switch vehicles and leave me with the one that needs an oil change, has something wrong with the tire monitor system, the driver window doesn't go down, and doesn't have any gas?

[Myranda @GelhausM]

One 90 degree day that my mom has the nissan and she already called the shop to have the air conditioner replaced 😂. 3 years mom. 3 years

[Myranda @GelhausM]

Going on summer number 3 without air in the Nissan. On my way to my parents to convince my mom to give me the jeep for the week while I move to sheldon/ my first week of clinicals. This should go well 🤣

[Myranda @GelhausM]

@MegsJ24 Makes sense. Ive thought about getting pet insurance but it doesn't cover any pre-existing conditions so it kinda defeats the purpose of getting it 🤷‍♀️

[Myranda @GelhausM]

I just spent 30 min. on the phone with my parents trying to explain how to run their scanner. After a lot of arguing the document is finally scanned & I even showed them where to find it on their computer. I was also blamed for breaking the thing when they're the ones that use it

[Myranda @GelhausM]

Iowa student loans sent me an email saying I hit my limit on the amount of loans they're willing to give me..... thanks I know grad school is expensive. I don't need you cutting me off right now when tuition is due 😣

[Myranda @GelhausM]

@lizzspringer https://t.co/1rRE6aVNDc is the only truly free one. I've used it before. 😊

[Myranda @GelhausM]

@lizzspringer You get a free credit check a year from 3 different companies. Ill have to look up the website. Hopefully there isn't anything you don't know about 😬 oh and always let your credit card send you a statement and then pay it. Don't pay it off before the statement.

[Myranda @GelhausM]

@T__Brock Sophie does the same thing and it kinda freaks me out sometimes.

[Myranda @GelhausM]

I need to go to Sam's club for toilet paper, paper towels, and bottled water, but I don't want to look like someone who's stocking up because of the Corona virus 😑

[Myranda @GelhausM]

A very wise professor told me to drink a lot of alcohol to kill any bacteria or viruses and invest any extra money in the stock market right now 😂

[Myranda @GelhausM]

My roommates are from st Louis and Chicago. They couldn't believe people rode snowmobiles to school and drove tractors to school for tractor day...

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Especially having the high school principal state "not enough people follow bowling to cancel classes" as their reason. Learn to support the kids at your school and their achievements. This is why there's a problem with bullying and cliques. Way to go @ForestCityIA

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I've never been more disappointed in a school than Forest City. If football, basketball, or volleyball makes it to state during the school year they will cancel classes to support them, but having 5 wrestlers and the bowling team make it to state doesnt qualify to cancel classes.

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[Myranda @GelhausM]

My throat is hurting exactly where my tonsils were. I'm afraid to look at my throat.... If my tonsils grow back for a second time, and if I have to have them removed for a 3rd time I might lose my shit.

[Myranda @GelhausM]

If you walk into a restuarant 10 minutes before they close and proceed to sit down and eat, you better know that everyone currently working hates you.