Feel so sick about yesterday’s news.
We’re all so used to that feeling. Instead of grabbing your keys or trying to fumble around dialing 999 make sure your phone is enabled for this
Just discovered it-had no idea #SarahEverard
Here it is - the ultimate #ThankYouBakedPotato, featuring the casts & musicians of London's West End! Thank you to everyone who took part, and to @alfonsocasadot and Katy Bryant for making it happen. You'll have to watch it at least fifty times to spot everyone. Enjoy xxx
M&S reveals it can’t offer bra-fitting services under current rules, causing a wave of indifference across the UK as nobody’s worn one for three months.
@RealMattLucas Hi Matt, my other half and I watched you in the Les Mis Stage Concert this evening, you were brilliant, brought us some welcome relief ☺️#thankyoubakedpotato
Dear good people of Twitter, I guess some cheeky so-and-so has pinched our Dishoom cookery book and is sending it in illegal pdfs to everyone and their nice auntie over WhatsApp, Twitter and the like.
“Ah! Good afternoon, officer! Nothing out of the ordinary here, just a regular family of 7 similarly aged adults out for their government sanctioned daily exercise. We’ve opted for our usual 5 minute run with 55 minute picnic at the end. Care for a glass of Prosecco?”