Alex97

origin id: gemmie_96

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

being an adult is realizing $500 is little money to have, but a lot to owe

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Mirrors (and vision) are very weird and you probably don’t understand how they work and that’s ok. Like, most people have no idea why mirrors seem to reverse text but do not flip you upside down.

Anyway, imagine laser beams coming from the observer’s eyes. It’s like that. But in reverse. That probably didn’t help.

[Mike (not a) Rothschild @rothschildmd]

The president thinks it costs two dollars to buy plane tickets. So that's good.

[a nap plz #ForTinu @808nobody]

@dilldospeed

[kie @criminalplaza]

she’s a “radical left hard line trump hater” and all she did was ask for kindness and mercy for marginalized groups

[Esheru @Eshprojet1]

The people who have a problem with the picture on the left, do not have a problem with the picture on the right.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Anders Vistisen, member of the European Parliament, responds to Donald Trump’s interest in purchasing Greenland:

“Listen very carefully… [Greenland] is not for sale. Let me put it in words you might understand — Mr. Trump, fuck off.”

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Republican Congressman Mike Collins says Bishop Mariann Budde should be deported after she asked Donald Trump for grace towards immigrants and the LGBTQ+ community.

Budde was born in New Jersey and is a US citizen.

[bum @BattleRapBum]

the original

[• @WordsCocoon]

january 1, wednesday...

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

LMFAOOOO he slapped the heII out of him

[ki ✰ @lockurdoor]

why is everyone kinda just ignoring the fact that all three branches of the us government are controlled by republicans

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

new cat color just dropped

[Mac Miller Forever 🎈 @llisonbyrd]

please don’t ask me how i’m doing today!

tomorrow marks SIX years since we lost Mac Miller I am NOT OKAY!!

[Christine Pelosi @sfpelosi]

Listen up babe, new playlist just dropped

[Nayib Bukele @nayibbukele]

Taking the high road.

[Solyrical @TonyMatrimony]

Drake got bodied by a cutie patootie 😂

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

This moth exists in nature and It’s called Rosy Maple moth

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

Riley's anxiety vs My anxiety