He never understands why his owners call intimate time spent alone with him "training".
He's not gaining any levels or stats. All he's doing is getting his balls emptied out by them.
A lil cutie like him just existing is enough to bait in ๐๐๐-๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ no matter where he goes.
Having a dick that can outdo any fully evolved 'mon helps too.
Does it really matter that your weak Eevee isn't competetively viable when he can nearly faint any other 'mon with just one load of ๐๐๐๐ฝ-๐ฟ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฟ๐๐?
Getting looks like this from a ๐๐๐-๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ is a daily occurence for him.
He's not going to be able to walk right for a while....