El Baite Padrino

QS // Contractor 🚧 //Transitioning To The Top M&G DEVELOPERS LTD

[El Baite Padrino @GenRaLey]

I'm 5/5 in something I set out to do this year

[4121 @muzangdab_10]

Boys man😂 this friend of mine got married last weekend, he hasn’t posted anything about the wedding, not himself nor the bride, guess who just posted Iraola?😂😂

[ajay @1meajay]

nor go mafia my work give who dey fuçk you abeg 😂

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

books are amazing because a stranger from 200 years ago can still ruin your afternoon emotionally.

[🇰🇪 James WaNjeri @JamesKWaNjeri]

Alliance is actually next to a village called Thogoto

[Bandit @mts__kid]

Under 8.5 in 48 world Cup games, stake high.

[Boluwatife @TEEPHTREND]

After giving birth, a woman's internal wounds take six months to heal, 12 months for physical recovery, two years for hormonal balance, and up to five years to rediscover her identity. Relationships frequently fail during this time due to a lack of understanding. Be kind and patient with new mothers; they are facing more challenges than it appears.

[Nikolaus Klaus @nikolausklaus17]

In horror movies the ghost is always a woman or a child because there's nothing a man can do as a ghost that he can't already do as a man

[FT @FootbalTimelyn]

He’s showing Deschamp the front 3 he wants for France at the World Cup 😭😭

[Akamba @LogyBack]

When i said I feared the man I'd become if we won the league, this the type tweets I expected myself to be doing

[Success.ofsnaps @ThatSuccess_]

Toddlers will just wake up and start jumping around the house.
Can't you take some time to meditate? Think about your life and strategize?

[FLY🇧🇷🇸🇳 @gtfudan]

niggas wanakuita ukate na baddies unapata washaanika story zako zote wasupa ni kucheka tu on your arrival😂😂wanakutoa kwa game mapema ufocus na pombe tu😭

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

Life is now so serious. Money hits your account and instead of celebrating, you’re calculating which problem to tackle first.

[✒️ @Literariium]

no more "in my humble opinion", from now on it's "from my grandiose and objectively correct deductions".

[Muna @Munalozy]

This is why I won't accept you for who you are because I'm constantly working on myself.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

It's hilarious when companies try to make it seem unethical to only be at work for the money. What other reason would I be here???

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Me hearing that a football player at my age is “past his prime” while i still don't know what to do when i grow up

[Jay Yang @Jayyanginspires]

A wise mentor once told me: "Before you play the game, study the winners. If you don't want their life, don't play their game."

[Dayvon Bennett @DayvonBennet27]

"Tunakuaminia mkuu" is a line used to cheer you as you fuck up shit

[Nanyuki Billionaire🇰🇪 @lewis_ngunyi]

It could have been paid for by Satan himself for all I care.

Impeach him now!

[O$$@. && omollo @patosvi]

@king__davie It was you ,David I know your family you have no sisters.