Javier Ruiz

Son, roommate, fruit bat, ex-lover, robot, hirsute, rutabaga.

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#HeWhoShallBeNamed Former Individual-1

[The Late Show @colbertlateshow]

What should we call the former president when there’s a story about him? Tweet us with the hashtag #HeWhoShallBeNamed

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Former Individual-1
#HeWhoShallBeNamed

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There’s a rumor that Disney is thinking of integrating the Mando and the baby yoda into Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge. Oh Digital Overlords, please send this yes vote to the Corporate overseers at Disney. #makebigbrotherworkforyou

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Is there a term for spice girl fans? Spice heads? Fremens?

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Schiff got a laugh line. Good job

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I swear,Major, I spend one measly hour in your home and leave feeling all kinds of witchy https://t.co/Z7LeCi9cza

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Going to the movies is one of the last few communal things people of all ages and backgrounds still do. And these buildings that have stood for years connect us to pass generations... https://t.co/sXpxdtfnob

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Mood:🤡🔫🤡🔫🤡🔫

Think about what happens every time we have a conversation. I take my intangible thoughts and encode them into words which I believe we both more or less their definition. You them hear them and then... https://t.co/u9RMZX11n0

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Oof, it got real white in here real fast. Oh, karaoke, never change. — at Cat Club SF https://t.co/f3Vkvzeb3K

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If Disney is looking for past animated features to adapt into live action, I would love to see the the rest of Once and Future King make it to the screen.

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Anyone else in SOMA hear a boom?

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Oh, how I miss telling servers to run food to “table p as in pterodactyl.” It’s the little joys that get you through the work day

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Bernie is renting a private jet to keep campaigning during the senate trail and tentatively offered to allow the other candidates in the senate to chip in and also use it because he’s a stand up guy.

At this point... https://t.co/mPYmryUmD7

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I mean if other people are smoking meth, do I get to smoke a joint while I’m waiting? — at Muni-Metro Civic Center https://t.co/uOSxlYu6L9

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Yay, it’s chest cold Wednesday

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Blind Melon “No Rain” brings out the woo boys

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It’s one hell of a day for the first day back. — at Cat Club SF https://t.co/NuDIK6f8Mu

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Most people who know me, and especially if you’ve been in my home, know that I am an unapologetic news junkie. This is the first time since the 2016 election that I have had to turn of the news because it was terrifying me and making me feel depressed and fatalistic.

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We are at war. Iran takes responsibility for rocket attack targeting US Troops https://t.co/PI2YXGOZc4

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In 2011 American millionaire predicts the president will start a war with Iran as a last ditch effort to save a flagging re-election bid. Plot twist. That answer to both, which millionaire and which president, is Trump.