Dylan Page

Engineering Manager @lambdaAPI - K8s // ex- @autodesk @plangrid @digitalocean // Historian // Tweets are my own.

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

Under FISA 702, the government collects massive amounts of data on Americans while “targeting” foreigners overseas.

They then unconstitutionally search that data without a warrant for info on Americans.

The “libertarian demand” he’s whining about is called the Fourth Amendment.

[Murray Rothbard @MurraySuggests]

The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began.

The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start.

Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have.

If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

[matrixbot @thematrixb0t]

TUCKER: “How much does it matter what Americans think?”

HUCKABEE: “It matters every bit.”

TUCKER: “80% oppose war with Iran.”

HUCKABEE: “We don’t live in a world where polls dictate policy.”

TUCKER: “Oh, I thought you said it matters what Americans think.”

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

You accidentally say "Hello" to Claude Opus 4.8 and it consumes 7% of your session limit.

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

MAGA: Obama giving Iran $1.7 billion unfrozen assets is TREASON.

NYT: Trump’s Iran Deal to include $300 BILLION reconstruction fund for Iran.

MAGA:

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

Hang it in the Louvre

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

TUCKER: “How much does it matter what Americans think?”

HUCKABEE: “It matters every bit.”

TUCKER: “80% oppose war with Iran.”

HUCKABEE: “We don’t live in a world where polls dictate policy.”

TUCKER: “Oh, I thought you said it matters what Americans think.”

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

Bailout + nationalization.

Trump is the most corporate socialist president of our lifetime.

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

Follow the Constitution.
Read the bills.
Stop governing by emergency.
End the forever war.
Cut taxes & spending.
Stop borrowing trillions.
No CBDC.
Protect free speech.
Repeal the Patriot Act & FISA 702.
No qualified immunity for government officials.
End civil asset forfeiture.

[CNCF @CloudNativeFdn]

🏆 The KubeCon + CloudNativeCon Community Awards are here!

Being recognized in a global community of 20 million is an incredible achievement. Congratulations to all those who put in the time and energy to build cloud native for all:

🏅 Mentor: @hydai_tw (Hung-Ying Tai)
🏅 TAGGIEs: @BrandtKeller, @krol_valencia (Carol Valencia), @Gen_Page (Dylan Page), @joshugav (Josh Gavant), & @yo_tabata (Yoshiyuki Tabata)
🏅 End Users: @GroupeSNCF, @saxobank

Read more about your community award winners: https://t.co/ay0ydjgHW4

#KubeCon #CloudNative #CNCF #OpenSource

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Lmao

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

Resign.

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

We are governed by complete morons.

[WarrenBuffering @WarrenInTheBuff]

my agents when I hit build after a 40 minute plan mode

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

when the whole team is on claude code

[Bark @barkmeta]

Realizing American citizens paid $175 billion in illegal tariffs and it’s being refunded to companies instead of back to us.

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Never deleting this app

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

Republican ex-congressman Trey Gowdy: “Kyle Rittenhouse was made a hero on the right… Alex Pretti’s gun was lawfully being carried. He never brandished it. And we certainly should not be labeling him a domestic terrorist who was going to execute cops.”

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

ICE should not exist in the future, it's too deeply corrupted. But for that to happen, Dems need to win. Normie/independent voters hate what ICE is doing, but Dems also need to convince those voters that they understand their basic concerns

This is basically the Obama playbook.

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

The normie position on immigration is really not that hard to figure out:

* Deport immigrants who commit crimes
* Fix the unlimited asylum loophole
* Don't go around acting like a gestapo, kidnapping people off the streets, violating rights and murdering protestors