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[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

This is such a beautiful perspective.

“Your comfort is your comfort… There's no medal for giving that up."

[𝖓❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

texting people back is hard as fuck i really do think ur cool i promise, i just can't right now man

[Rue @rglwsm]

No one says goodnight sleep tight don’t let the bedbugs bite anymore and that worries me

[naSer @iNa9eir]

تعبت اضحك

[Spacesthetic @interiorsuckerr]

Crumple Old-fashioned glass designed by Makoto Komatsu, 1980

[hera @shiningdaisies]

top reasons to do something:
1. funsies
2. spite

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s hot when you go outside and it’s hot.

[Ikepo @_ikepo]

annie, are you okay?

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

i use “fuck” so casually i forget some people find it aggressive and offensive lol oops

[Beaverboy⚾🥭🦫🦬 @Brynsbeaver]

Ppl from Wisconsin be like "I'm from Sheboingboing"

[Nicky Smokes @nickysmokess]

Americans come back from Europe having lost weight and feeling "clean." Meanwhile these Europeans are about to go back with the Freshman 15 😂

[true neutral. @yuzupilled]

in honor of geno re-signing with the pens.... here's the infamous match warmup/aerobics class incident from his 1000th nhl game

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Me whenever the stars are visible

[Alex by Alene Too @adrianasmojito]

Joan Rivers would've had a field day with this

[✨Mel✨ @mcnuggetmel]

Yes actually!

[Annabelle @BilkeesMoh]

At 2:13AM, my dad got a text from a number he didn’t know.
“Please don’t block this number. I just need to say thank you.”
He almost ignored it. Thought it was spam.
Then another message came in.
“You drove me home every Friday night in 2009. You probably don’t remember me.”

[Gold🤍🌚 @GOLDBABYO]

I'm a dog groomer. Small shop. Appointments only.
Last year a man brought in an elderly golden retriever. The dog was matted. Nails overgrown. Clearly hadn't been groomed in months.
The man looked exhausted.
"How much for a full groom?"
I told him $85. He nodded. Pulled out his wallet. Empty except for three twenty-dollar bills. Everything he had.
He counted them twice. Put them on the counter.
"Is sixty enough?" I told him sixty was perfect. It wasn't.

[Derek @DDudeski_]

Hot take:

Athletes should be able to clap back at fans with no repercussions. I don’t care how much they get paid, sports fans talk reckless knowing athletes aren’t supposed to clap back because they’ll get fined or “exposed”

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

This will be the worst movie ever and I’m gonna watch it 10-20 times a year