Jared was not in Italy last summer.. like from February til September. It was fucking hot as hell. This summer, I have the windows open on JULY 1!!! I think I’m starting to believe my mother when she says Jared walks on water…
Just got back from a run, listened to Bon Iver 715 Creeks, took a shower, I no my emotional era. Currently crying on the couch watching Bon Iver Live Shows. Happy Saturday! I also have mega cramps! Awesome!
I was on my run this morning, passed a freshly dead snake, jumped three feet in the air, screamed like a little girl, then ran really fast home. Nice little improvement on my splits.
I was telling Jared how this birthday (30) feels like the weirdest one I’ve had, yet. Not being in my 20s anymore. He came back with the perfect response. “Babe, I don’t think we’ve been in our 20s for a while now.” We’ve acted like we have been about 35 since 2015.
The lab tech taking my blood: “You look nervous? You shouldn’t be afraid of needles! I see you have multiple tattoos!” Me: “Ya, I see you don’t have any and that’s why you don’t realize how utterly different it is to get a tattoo versus drawing 5 vials of blood”. Next.
Life or death situations are going on around the world. But your worries are valid. They mean something. Not just to you, but they mean something to your confidants. I swear on my life.
@ACShilton I go to bed. I know that is opposite of what the *experts* say to do. But after going for a run and showering, that’s all I want to do. Just do what you want to!
Turning 30 in two months. I thought the sophomores in college, when I was a freshman, were full grown adults. I still feel the same. 20 year olds, in 2023, are more put together than I am. Or at least more skilled with social media portrayal.
@BetsynotRoss I’ve stubbed my toe 🌟three🌟 times this week because we recently bought a SLIGHTLY larger coffee table for our living room, and I have no spatial awareness.
You know you’ve been married for 10 years when your text conversations consist of discussing what new sheets/towel/blanket sets you want for your joint Christmas present.