Gendulf da wite

I em u wezrd in midle erth nd i lik to fuk bishes *Not Affiliated in anyway with The Lord of the Rings or the Hobbit*

[Gendulf da wite @Gendulfpls]

Im da whis kalefa uf midle erth

[Gendulf da wite @Gendulfpls]

Gemli is a fukn midget bich

[Gendulf da wite @Gendulfpls]

I gowt gowtur bichz on mi dik

[Gendulf da wite @Gendulfpls]

I ded 5 methz tuday

[Gendulf da wite @Gendulfpls]

Ill fuk ur bich #nigerfaget

[Gendulf da wite @Gendulfpls]

Hapy valntinz day to ur bich, im fukn hur when yur not lookn

[Gendulf da wite @Gendulfpls]

My dik is es big as da ifful tower

[Gendulf da wite @Gendulfpls]

Fuk me if yu cen

[Gendulf da wite @Gendulfpls]

Id lik to prupose a toste to fukn ur bich

[Gendulf da wite @Gendulfpls]

Ur mum is mi valntynz, nd im taken hur to safe havn nd fukn hur rit ther

[Gendulf da wite @Gendulfpls]

Frodow is a fuker

[Gendulf da wite @Gendulfpls]

Y is mi dik sukd dayly

[Gendulf da wite @Gendulfpls]

Ur bich pol dansin on mi staf, thatz tha shet id lik tu sii

[Gendulf da wite @Gendulfpls]

Rt if I cen fuk ur hobet

[Gendulf da wite @Gendulfpls]

Usan bult git notin on mi

[Gendulf da wite @Gendulfpls]

Sims lik flakos guna git bichez aftr da game

[Gendulf da wite @Gendulfpls]

Suk flakoz dik

[Gendulf da wite @Gendulfpls]

Fuk u caprnik

[Gendulf da wite @Gendulfpls]

Mi dik is half mi bodi wait

[Gendulf da wite @Gendulfpls]

Fuk da 49erz, I wil fuk all thir biches