Gene Lyons

Host of @shatontv and @shatthemovies podcasts and streams

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Other than @ClueHeywood , my return to Twitter has been really unsatisfying. Mostly people calling one another “retard” and presenting everything in the most hyperbolic way possible for engagement. Loads of rage bait.

Gonna take a break for a while and focus on long-form reads.

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@jstroud3 @Erac47968854 @AnthonyKyaw Jesus Christ

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@jstroud3 @AnthonyKyaw How does it work in England?

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@utdksu01 @AnthonyKyaw YouTube TV is just so damn expensive

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@Erin1Pugh @azcentral It’s not legally possible.

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@SamJGollings I’d say racism, but this is bad too.

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@RocKStark73 @DiabolicalSpuds @_goodtrouble_ is the shit

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@KimJongPune @constans @CartoonsHateHer There are two classes: workers and owners

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I just keep thinking of how only a cop would chase a dude for throwing a sandwich. I would be too busy laughing. When I worked in a newsroom: funny. When I worked in an office, still funny.

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

“He doesn’t think it’s funny today because we charged him with a felony. …So there, stick your Subway sandwich somewhere else.”

Jeanine Pirro made an entire video celebrating how Trump’s federal agents took down the man who threw a sandwich at one of them and ran off.

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@cfree94 I had a friend named Robert who literally changed his entire wardrobe after being made aware of his big fat butt

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@crotty32 @mehdirhasan Where will those come from?

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

"There are now more homebuyers over age 70 than under 35," per FORTUNE.

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@ClueHeywood @TheMaineWonk @VivekGRamaswamy Giving big time New Jersey in Buckaroo Banzai

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@magamissyaz @azcentral Yeah, I thought for sure I had nimbus strait COVID. Nope, it’s strep

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@SunChaser62 @SenRubenGallego She escaped China and came here seeking asylum because she was pregnant with a girl. She started a business, joined the chamber of commerce, got married and exhausted every avenue to get legal status.

Do you have zero compassion?

Laws aside. Do you think this is moral?

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@theWEniverseis1 @hotgirlc0c0 Right? Dude exudes genuine confidence

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@SunChaser62 @SenRubenGallego Employers, rather

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@SunChaser62 @SenRubenGallego I don’t understand why we would want to lose successful employees and taxpayers with clean records and community ties. Are you telling me you never committed a misdemeanor in your entire life?