General Soreness

AT EASE! -My hair is perfect -My sideburns are better -My only flaw is in my handle - I'll give you $1 M if you can find it - Just kidding

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Hello, world!

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#iGetRealMadWhen people don't have a sense of humor and are overly sensitive.

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RIP @NotJoeMauer

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I've been slacking in the Tweeting department. But shit, how does a person get followers damn it.

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SELENA IS FLAWLESS? Hah! Wait until I visit her. She'll miss 57 consecutive concerts.

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Casey Anthony is trending. For some reason I think @DrunkMiggy ties into this.... somehow....

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@spacemnkymafia Wait until you get plagued by me. You will suffer!

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@Vrbsky34 Probably. Not doing anything will probably help to avoid it though. Maybe next year.

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Pneumonia is the new me.

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@bennyc50 Hater.

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#DrakeCriesWhen he becomes bilaterally weak in the legs.

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@BoomBriggs 7. Always. #magic

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@notjoemauer PS, way to fuck up my handle.

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@notjoemauer H&S hair, my friend. Nothing is more sacred.

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@GeneralSoreness Yo, I was kidding. Sheesh, people are assholes to me this year.

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@GeneralSoreness How dare you steal my handle! This should be mine!

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#PeopleNeedToStop criticizing me. It's unfair. Try having to get perfect hair with a stiff neck AND be expected to play nine innings.

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Who allowed this shit? Someone's getting fired. http://t.co/m8DtPFW

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Do I have any followers yet? Shit, Twitter is rough.