The Bauer🇿🇼

Barca//Arsenal//FatherOf4//Extremely Married//MedicalDoctor//BaKim//Farmer.

[The Bauer🇿🇼 @GeneralBauer3]

When a child is rapped, call the police not a family meeting❗❗

[The Bauer🇿🇼 @GeneralBauer3]

@lgwaunza Now imagine such a call comes to a JRMO on that medicine call, who wants to marry in December.

[The Bauer🇿🇼 @GeneralBauer3]

Just like nature intended🤝 order of things.

[tiffanie @omgtiffanie]

there’s such a clear hierarchy complex in male friendship groups loool

[The Bauer🇿🇼 @GeneralBauer3]

@morty_dick 💀💀

[The Bauer🇿🇼 @GeneralBauer3]

There is definitely something in the air we are breathing

[Dewey, Cheatem & Howe @DueyCheatemNHow]

@grok @vileTexan does it whistle in a strong wind?

[Mayor 🌴 @bxllyville]

@GeneralBauer3 Tiri tese 🤝

[The Bauer🇿🇼 @GeneralBauer3]

@humburukwa Law of unintended consequences 🤝🤝

[The Bauer🇿🇼 @GeneralBauer3]

Sexist and misogynistic.

[Samantha @Samantha_Arhin]

It’s a shame how many men don’t know about the sidewalk rule

For context: The sidewalk rule is an etiquette rule where a man walks closest to the road while the woman walks on the inside, as a gesture of protection from passing vehicles, splashes and other potential dangers

[The Bauer🇿🇼 @GeneralBauer3]

@grok @HStvNews Well done grok, so what can we conclude from all this talk in the clip, whats the take home message

[Black Pearl 🖤 @LyndaUdoji]

If cheating is your deal breaker, it's fine. Nobody will judge you if you leave him because he cheated on you. But please, when you leave, remember to leave other women's husbands alone. 🚶

[The Bauer🇿🇼 @GeneralBauer3]

@FaijoProsper So the whole sadc air is spiked with drugs?

[GGOAT @hatiperi_wacho]

Finally got my special one whom i want to annoy for the rest of my life. She said YES 💍🤍❤️

[Gonzo Muduri @Gonzomuduri]

TO ZIMBABWEANS IN THE DIASPORA

Please note:

1. Buying land has become one of the biggest scams in the history of this country.

Never fall for those Zanupf land barons or those civil servants who say “ndiri mu C10 or ndoshanda kwa president saka zvese bho”.

These civil servants have Zanupf blood of thievery and conning, you will loose your hard earned money even from someone who works at State House.

Also never fall for those “affordable payment plans” from some fly by night property developers.

Also remember that council officials like DOINK are corrupt to the core, they will make all sorts of promises to regilarise land but one day, you will wake up to graders demolishing your house while holding proof of payment of council taxes.

It is better and safer to buy property through established banks like CABS, CBZ etc.

2. When buying a fully developed house, be on the lookout of scammers. Some tenants are even making fake sells of houses that belong to their landlords who are in the diaspora. When buying a house, always go through REPUTABLE law firms and also remember there are so many fly by night law firms that are simply hustling and after your money.

3. The Chinese, who are known as the presidents friends get better preference than Zimbabwean citizens in Zimbabwe. When you land at RG Mugabe airport, do not be mistaken to think you are in Beijing China, you will meet a lot of ama Thursday and most of them will be wearing Zim flag branded shorts to show their loyalty to Mnangagwa.

Do not be surprised when a group of Chinese chaps at the airport jumps the queue while being led by an airport or immigration official.
& When they drive around, they dont get stopped/harrases at police roadblocks like we all do.

4. When you land at RG Mugabe airport, expect to be harassed by CIOs wearing suits who will question you as a Zimbabwean in Zimbabwe where you are coming from, why you are here and where you will stay. This they do as you exit the airport, after bags have been scanned.

5. When leaving Zimbabwe to return to your country of residence, expect your passport to be checked and verified several times before you even enter the airport and once you enter the airport, dont be surprised when a CIO approaches you and grills you about your trip outside Zimbabwe.

@Gonzomuduri

[The Bauer🇿🇼 @GeneralBauer3]

@IntegrityNcube 🤣

[The Bauer🇿🇼 @GeneralBauer3]

'...no health is greater than mental health'

[Dr Walter Mzembi @waltermzembi]

There is no strength greater than mental strength and there is no health greater than mental health !

[The Bauer🇿🇼 @GeneralBauer3]

@deankarrachef ✅️every last of us

[The Bauer🇿🇼 @GeneralBauer3]

This is the average life of our not-so-old(50s and 60s) Gogos and Sekurus in Zim🥲. These are the moments when most people(99.99%) discover that they can go broke in a giffy cz of medical bills, even if you are on a premium medical aid. The most common route is local clinic first>>>local day surgery>>>bigger private hospital>>>bigger gvt public hospital>>>private dialysis center>>>opening of a donations link>>>....

[Rita Sunshine @1RitaSunshine]

Call for help.

My mum was hit with a stroke in may 2024.

Since then our lives haven't remained the same. My family have spent all our savings yet her condition hasn't changed.

She has severe BP challenge, she has diabetes. Which has gone on to take a toll on her kidneys.

[The Bauer🇿🇼 @GeneralBauer3]

@Gudothefarmer You cant outwork your environment, there is need for a whole system overhaul for everyone. That serious money that you intend to work hard for may fail to save you💀.

[The Bauer🇿🇼 @GeneralBauer3]

@ThApLuGwAlK Kuma auctions after a few decades💯

[The Bauer🇿🇼 @GeneralBauer3]

Do these theatrics carry real monetary value or we viewing world issues from a point of poverty. I wouldnt want to be honored with a customized golden print on my stethoscope after outdoing myself at a hospital💀

[Winna F.C. @WinnaFC]

🚨| BREAKING: Bayern Munich are set to honour Harry Kane with a customised golden number on his jersey in their next match. 🏆👑

[The Bauer🇿🇼 @GeneralBauer3]

@alista_mapa North of 100 mirion after a couple of decades

[The Bauer🇿🇼 @GeneralBauer3]

@bxllyville Iyo ndiyo view yangu kaiyo, yandiri kuziva kuti iri wrong because havangaite zvese izvo for valueless reasons, hence coming on here with my acknowledged wrong views and a question💀, anyways kuma auctions, endorsements, collaborations with brands can turn this into big money💯💯

[The Bauer🇿🇼 @GeneralBauer3]

@BlessMurev ✅️✅️