GeneralBulluks 🔗🐙🆙🐸⚗️🧬

[House Of The People @HoTPOfficial]

1,000 followers in a matter of hours.

We're building something that's never existed: a platform where you read every bill in Parliament, see how MPs voted, and cast your own vote.

Parliament votes on your behalf. Now you can have your say too.

App coming to the App Store this month.

[Chainlink @chainlink]

Banks.
Wall Street.
Stablecoins.
Governments.
Capital Markets.
Tokenized Assets.
Washington, D.C.

Chainlink Everything.

[LinkBoi @LinkBoi777]

BREAKING NEWS: CARDANO SEEKS ₳70,000,000 FOR CRITICAL ECOSYSTEM UPGRADES

Guess @SergeyNazarov really is a great negotiator!

[Chico Crypto-"The Most Trustless Name in News" @ChicoCrypto]

I’m coming back for REAL this time

October TBA

[DTCC @The_DTCC]

From emerging tech to industry innovations, here’s how DTCC is building tomorrow’s markets today.

[GeneralBulluks 🔗🐙🆙🐸⚗️🧬 @GeneralBulluks]

“We don’t need a token”

“We’re thinking about a token”

[Base @base]

Base is beginning to explore a network token

We’re in the early phases of exploration, and don’t have any specifics to share around timing, design, or governance. We’re committed to bringing the community along with us, and building in the open.

[GeneralBulluks 🔗🐙🆙🐸⚗️🧬 @GeneralBulluks]

@nottellingyou73

[GeneralBulluks 🔗🐙🆙🐸⚗️🧬 @GeneralBulluks]

@TheMekon_Venus Something to do with bayonet light bulbs?

[Jin @JinCoaches]

i’m starting to understand how people fumble obvious trades

there’s a disconnect between being early and understanding how early

buying something because you see the trade and understand you are early isn’t even 90% of the trade

90% of the trade is being able to hold even during dumps and the chop while you ask yourself “how isn’t this running??”

wondering why it isn’t obvious to EVERYONE around you..

because if it was, you wouldn’t be early

would you?

[GeneralBulluks 🔗🐙🆙🐸⚗️🧬 @GeneralBulluks]

@sowmaler Of course! But they’re not allowed to talk about them 🤫

[Brian Roemmele @BrianRoemmele]

A message from the 1980s:

“You know the 80s miss you, right?”

[GeneralBulluks 🔗🐙🆙🐸⚗️🧬 @GeneralBulluks]

@ChainLinkGod A lot of stinky link videos by @ChicoCrypto in 2021. Thanks Tyler.

[GeneralBulluks 🔗🐙🆙🐸⚗️🧬 @GeneralBulluks]

@logicallarry Happy in my linktard lane!

[Louround 🥂 @Louround_]

https://t.co/GJ8Srx9Oz4

[Bubbafox @bob4punk]

It’s 2030 $LINK is $81,000. I am rich now, I spend all my time being petty nowadays.

They laughed in 2025. “It’s just an oracle,” they said. “Go outside,” they said. So I did. I went outside, walked into a bank, and bought it.

The same kid who called me a “delusional LINK cultist” on Reddit now delivers my groceries. I tip him 0.00003 LINK. He tears up and whispers, “I should’ve listened.” I close the door before he finishes the sentence.

My old roommate once sold his LINK at $18 to buy an NFT of a cartoon platypus in a fedora. Last week, I bought that platypus. Then I minted a derivative NFT of the platypus crying, and sent it to his wallet. I renamed it “Regret v1.1.”

My cousin who shilled me XRP at Thanksgiving now works at the DMV. I wait in his line every week just to renew something. Passport. Library card. Forklift license. Doesn’t matter. Every time he asks why I’m back, I say, “Finality never sleeps.”

I go to my high school reunion wearing a Chainlink jersey with “$81K” on the back. The prom king is a Lyft driver. The valedictorian sells essential oils on TikTok. I buy the venue mid-event, change the Wi-Fi password to my ENS address, and leave without speaking.

My old boss who fired me for “checking Coinbase too often” now sends me LinkedIn messages like “So proud of you bro, we always knew you had it.” I respond by buying the domain of his full name and redirecting it to the Chainlink whitepaper.

I drive past the hedge fund that laughed me out of their internship interview in 2019. I roll down the window and yell,
“Still think data doesn’t matter!?”
They don’t respond. The building is boarded up. Chainlink replaced them.

I invested in LINK to get rich.
But will never forget the years of FUD I had to crawl through to get here,
And now, every time I see a doubter,
I stake a little harder.

[GeneralBulluks 🔗🐙🆙🐸⚗️🧬 @GeneralBulluks]

@SmartCon_Drums @jazzappreciator These are some recent ones that I’m saving for posterity.

[Chainlink @chainlink]

Any asset ​​→ LINK ​​→ Chainlink Reserve

[GeneralBulluks 🔗🐙🆙🐸⚗️🧬 @GeneralBulluks]

Looking for the “token not needed” crowd

[Chainlink @chainlink]

We're excited to announce the launch of the Chainlink Reserve, a new upgrade centered on the creation of a strategic onchain reserve of LINK tokens.

https://t.co/Fgib8zR9uj

The Chainlink Reserve is designed to support the long-term growth and sustainability of the Chainlink Network by accumulating LINK tokens using offchain revenue from large enterprises that are adopting the Chainlink standard and from onchain service usage.

The Chainlink Reserve is being built up by using Payment Abstraction to convert offchain and onchain revenue into LINK, using a combination of Chainlink services and decentralized exchange infrastructure.

Demand for Chainlink has already created hundreds of millions of dollars in revenue, substantially from large enterprises that have paid offchain for access to the Chainlink Platform.

With increasing demand from a number of the world’s largest banking and capital markets institutions, this form of paying for the Chainlink standard is expected to grow into the future as the industry grows.

The Reserve has already accumulated over $1M worth of LINK from this early stage launch phase, which is expected to gradually grow in the coming months as more revenue is converted into LINK and placed into the Reserve.

We do not expect any withdrawals from the Reserve for multiple years and thus it is expected to grow over time. We believe that as the industry demand for Chainlink’s unique capabilities increases, that adoption of Chainlink services will enable the Reserve to grow further.

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