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~Satire fearless & searching moral inventory. Tweets appearing in FORTUNE magazine

[@(Grievous)@ @GeneralGrevious]

My moral compass brought me here..

[@(Grievous)@ @GeneralGrevious]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 13 Aug 2008 (via @twi_age).

[@(Grievous)@ @GeneralGrevious]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 13 Aug 2008 (via @twi_age).

[@(Grievous)@ @GeneralGrevious]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 13 Aug 2008 (via @twi_age).

[@(Grievous)@ @GeneralGrevious]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 13 Aug 2008 (via @twi_age).

[fuckin cutie pants @brisky_Suicide]

I lost a lot of friends by getting too fucked up at parties and waiting on the toilet for someone to wipe me

[@(Grievous)@ @GeneralGrevious]

If i can't run my whore mouth on Twitter.. I'm out of options

[Timothy Bird @timothybird186]

Say "excrement" instead of "excellent". Nobody will notice because people really don't listen for shit.

[Henry 3000 @Henry_3000]

My statistician friend insists I'm having a median life crisis.

[@(Grievous)@ @GeneralGrevious]

Currently doing the Taco Cleanse

[TN Cherry @OhHell_Cherry]

I'm gonna tweet something life changing when I get home from work. Right now I'm eating a lunchable.

[Blind MellowJelly @BMellowjelly]

being buried alive is the ultimate weighted blanket

[@(Grievous)@ @GeneralGrevious]

Every tweet is useful sooner or later

[MisoSilly @SeiYoung83]

Drank so much wine the fruit flies are hovering near my open mouth.

[@(Grievous)@ @GeneralGrevious]

Anyone else ever notice Mario is just a little bit faster than Luigi?

Twitter 1983 probably

[@(Grievous)@ @GeneralGrevious]

I joined Twitter to do something good.. to help people

[@(Grievous)@ @GeneralGrevious]

I would need to talk to you in person to be sure.. Twitter is ripe with the Oedipus Complex

[@(Grievous)@ @GeneralGrevious]

I'll be right back after i shoot up

[Henry 3000 @Henry_3000]

The main impediment to even the staunchest of libertarians becoming a proponent of a social welfare system is three missed paycheques.

[@(Grievous)@ @GeneralGrevious]

The 8 bit Ghostbusters theme is pure rock n roll

[Coach SA @CoachSA_CT]

Humans are beautiful. People are fucked up.