Simon Templar

Come explore the world with me

[Simon Templar @GeneralHygene]

@Shalina_devine1 Yes, in fact it would be nice to see more of you with clothes on 😍

[Randy Pitchford @DuvalMagic]

This is the best thing I am going to see today.

[Simon Templar @GeneralHygene]

Well done Debbie. Can’t believe she’s killing it #Strictly

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If Trump gets in the white house it'll be the smallest house he owns 😬

[XBOX UK @xboxuk]

RT and Follow for your chance to WIN an Xbox Elite #GearsOfWar4 Controller: https://t.co/ggFI0zweoP 🎮

[Football Funnys @FootballFunnys]

When you spot yourself on the big screen and want people to think you've got a plan...

[Crap Taxidermy @CrapTaxidermy]

When you're at the bar and someone pushes in and gets served before you...

[Simon Templar @GeneralHygene]

@TheProperJayC Yes, Mr Blobby will have another record out next 😁

[Simon Templar @GeneralHygene]

@bally_nagra Lols all the way 😂

[Simon Templar @GeneralHygene]

Another celebrity dead in 2016. RIP Stuart Little #deadcelebrity #stuartlittle #RIP

[Crap Taxidermy @CrapTaxidermy]

When you're telling the waiter about your day and he's pretending to give a shit...

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@DarelleOliver Guess it's different for us men 😜

[Simon Templar @GeneralHygene]

@mayfairmag wow she's flexible 😉

[Simon Templar @GeneralHygene]

Ate a vegetable last night......still no #abs

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Back in the garden this afternoon. Spring prep #greenfingers

[Simon Templar @GeneralHygene]

@tweetashlyn Cheers for the follow back. Glad to help your career blossom 👍🏼😃

[Simon Templar @GeneralHygene]

RIP David Bowie. One of the greatest musicians. #davidbowie

[Simon Templar @GeneralHygene]

The New Years resolution gymers didn't last long this year...good!

[Simon Templar @GeneralHygene]

Chrimbo decorations finally down. Not long till they'll be up again 😁