General Idi Amin

I am the hero of Africa.

[General Idi Amin @GeneralIdi_Amin]

The Broncos did OK last year. Than Peyton Manning got off work @The Timmy Tebow

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Looks like many of Tebow's Republicans are voting Democrat. Oops. @ The Timmy Tebow

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Obama had better do good or Kenya's going down next week when I get my tank repaired #debate

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If I were at the debate, I would bring a tank and my Defense Minister #debate

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When I have less positions than #romney there seems to be an issue #debate

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I once hired a man like Paul Ryan as Finance Minister. He was so bad, I fed him to the crocs, LOLOLOL #debate

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You know, I can be a right ass at times but at least I know more Security than Romney #debate

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Compose new Tweet...Obama better make us African dictators proud tonight, or I'm going to invade Kenya again. #debate

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Romney reminds me of that guy who used to rule Tanzania, he was an asshole too #debate

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Obama better make us African dictators proud tonight, or I'm going to invade Kenya again.

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What else does he believe in, UFOs, Bigfoot and the Tooth Fairy? Romney on Cold Fusion: http://t.co/j5NaLsrn via @BoingBoing

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Would Romney like a croc to put on his roof while in England? #romneyshambles

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Romney is a buffoon, and that says alot coming from me #romneyshambles

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So, the Ugandan Army is pulling out of Rwanda. They're crazier than I am and we're running out of ammo to deal with the machetes.

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So, Rwanda is partially conquered. Apparently they were able to afford more than machetes in the last decade. Who knew?

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I am prepping for an invasion of Rwanda. I need some tanks and an airplane. @VladimirPutin

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Does anybody have a wood chipper? Let's just say Lake Victoria is getting a little clogged AGAIN.

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@KimJongUn: ROFLOL! Your missile failed! Uganda missiles are better. We buy ours from Hobby Lobby.

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So my Dictator's Special Mercedes broke down last week. Any recommendations? Top Gear: Uganda is not providing the kind of advice I need.

[General Idi Amin @GeneralIdi_Amin]

Do you know what time it is? It's time to Dance with my People!