Regulus Lowenthal

Pinion State graduate and proud snowy owl/snow leopard gryphon. Sophomore swingfur for the Montana Howlers. Livin' the dream!

[Regulus Lowenthal @GeneralLowe]

@NataleeDoe Course you are.

Told you Biloxi fucked up letting you go. Now you got to prove it on the second-grandest stage.

[Regulus Lowenthal @GeneralLowe]

@AuroraWasTaken Thanks, Aurora. Too bad that sentiment didn't save my coach or my captaincy. But if that's what it takes to turn this ship around, I guess that's how it's going.

Also be glad you didn't know me about five years ago.

[Regulus Lowenthal @GeneralLowe]

@NataleeDoe Least YOUR coach didn't get fired.

I know I told Collins I was committed to this rebuild, but suddenly I'm questioning everything...

[Regulus Lowenthal @GeneralLowe]

@NataleeDoe Good game yesterday. Was good to see you again, even if it was in the opposing team's colors.

[Regulus Lowenthal @GeneralLowe]

@FBAreportaur @BigDawgCed In fact, I'd say she's kind of killing it right now. Two games might be a small sample size, but I like what I've seen out of her. There's a reason Collins wanted her to stay in Biloxi. At least let us get to new year's before you go roasting the seats, okay?

[Regulus Lowenthal @GeneralLowe]

@FBAreportaur @BigDawgCed He hasn't lost jack of the locker room, stretch. I deliberately told Providence to put me on the sixth spot, especially after Buckner cooked me in the game before. You and I both know damn well you don't find and develop stars by keeping lineups stagnant. LaNocha earned a shot.

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Did you guys really expect me to let an old friend lose his coaching debut? Pff

[Regulus Lowenthal @GeneralLowe]

@FBAreportaur ...I'm being coached by the guy whose collegiate and FBA playing careers my teams ended. This is truly the weirdest timeline.

But is it weirder that somehow I kind of think Collins actually made an underratedly amazing hire here?

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@NataleeDoe Personally I wish Collins would spend less time on tweeter; he's only fanning the flames and could use that energy way more effectively elsewhere...

[Regulus Lowenthal @GeneralLowe]

@biloxi_fba Uniform's fine. The rebrand is definitely... interesting, but yeah, I could get used to wearing this. Now focus some of that concern on getting the team formed up and it'll be even better.

[Regulus Lowenthal @GeneralLowe]

Gonna miss you over here, @NataleeDoe , but I respect the decision. Give the northern division hell.

[Furry Basketball @FBABasketball]

SIGNING: Natalee Davenport accepts the Albany Alphas contact offer of 4y - $50m.

[Regulus Lowenthal @GeneralLowe]

@NikoCollinsFBA You're gonna have to pump up those numbers on the offer sheet; Nats just got a fourth suitor apparently...

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@NataleeDoe Four now. Sheesh, suddenly the dominoes fell and you're the hot commodity on market. Or they finally woke up.

Win for your bank account tbh

[Regulus Lowenthal @GeneralLowe]

@NataleeDoe I already told Collins to shake his tail and get working on it. You're literally one of the most vital pieces here and if they fumble you it's gonna be hell to pay

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@HemKeya @RibbonsAndDimes You don't remember? Back at your combine in 2022? Well, mostly I mocked Zuri for her results, but still. Anyway, glad you two are getting paid and doing as well as you have.

[Regulus Lowenthal @GeneralLowe]

@HemKeya @RibbonsAndDimes You know, I never did properly apologize for mocking both of you back at your combine... at least not publicly. Who would've guessed how good you'd become? And congrats on the engagement

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@NikoCollinsFBA Insomnia makes you forget about arguably the best piece this team lineup has for two weeks plus? No, that was just complacency, boss; insomnia means you lose sleep at the job, not FALL asleep!

You got work to do to make it up to her!

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Sheesh, this free agency is nuts. Day one saw a triple-digit millions offer off a rookie contract, two underrated players from that class get married and offered well, and now even Turner is still getting an offer? I'm more worried Biloxi hasn't even so much as dipped a talon...

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@biloxi_fba Wake-up call! We're two weeks deep into free agency and you haven't shown an inch of interest in anyone. You really gonna let Natalee just slide out like that??

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@NikoCollinsFBA Course I am. You know I wouldn't miss a team event as a leader. I'll even bring my girlfriend, Paloma. And no, nothing allergy-wise. Just make sure you have taur-accessible spots for her to sit, because I don't think she's gonna fit in a chair. Maybe a beanbag for comfort?