GeneralPMan

I only think when I'm paid to.
Every fifth tweet represents the opinion of my employer.

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Putting a 'This Machine Kills Fascists' sticker on my gun

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commenting "I'm a straight man but holy shit" on pictures of cis women

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I support Pete Hegseth's nomination for Secretary of Defense in the hopes that he bankrupts the Pentagon

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In a Poem Unlimited by US Girls is a top 5 pop album of the last decade but it gets no respect

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Absolution could be the greatest book I ever read but I will die mad at Jeff VanderMeer (or his Publisher I guess) for writing "The Southern Reach Trilogy", selling the entire series as a single book, and then releasing a fourth book in the series. Completely ruining my bookshelf

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Chargers heard everyone talking shit about the Texans and said "We'll help you out, friend"

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One of my last hopes is to live long enough to see the Nuremberg trials for all the executives and politicians that have made climate change worse and are responsible for the deaths of millions

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Would Tik Tok being banned for vague and stupid 'national security' concerns be stupid and opposed to Free Speech? Yes.

Counterpoint: All social media should be banned and expunged from the internet so this is a good first step.

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I should be able to electronically deposit cash into my bank account just like with depositing checks. The bank would know the serial number of all the bills I put in. All that cash would then just not be usable anywhere else.

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Opening a text file in Notepad is an immediate sign I can disregard your opinion

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the woke mob will never acknowledge this but adding Richard Nixon to a 'nightmare' blunt rotation immediately makes it a godtier blunt rotation

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The piles of trash and unwashed clothes around your bed are really throwing off the feng shui of the room

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It is never immoral for a Doordash delivery driver to steal an order. This behavior should be encouraged.

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I really don't hate the Star Wars Sequels, I just hate JJ Abrams.

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Getting drunk alone in my apartment was way too easy of a new years resolution

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An armed society is a scared society, and when a cop is scared they have a license to kill anyone they want.

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Cleveland is the only city in Ohio with a metro rail system so it's the best city in Ohio by default

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Third rail?
Yes please

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Guide to easy Reddit updoots:
1. Take a picture of a perfectly cooked steak
2. Post it on r/steak with a title like "My family says this is raw."

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The worst parts of the human body are the parts that cannot grow hair.