Gen. Robert Neyland

Soldier, athlete, and Hall of Fame head coach of the Tennessee Volunteers for 21 years, incl. '51 national champions. Single wing pioneer. Ball, oskie, cover...

[Gen. Robert Neyland @GeneralRNeyland]

I haven’t been on here in a while. How’s everything going? Wait...what?!
So, more of the same?
OK, logging back off now.

[Gen. Robert Neyland @GeneralRNeyland]

TO ME

[Gen. Robert Neyland @GeneralRNeyland]

Why is the University of Alabama in Tuscaloosa and the Federal Prison Camp is in Montgomery? Montgomery got first choice.

[Gen. Robert Neyland @GeneralRNeyland]

How many Alabama students does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but he gets three class credits for it.

[Gen. Robert Neyland @GeneralRNeyland]

Why do Alabama grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards? So they can park in handicap spaces.

[Gen. Robert Neyland @GeneralRNeyland]

Did you here about the Alabama fan who died at a pie eating contest? The cow kicked him in the head.

[Gen. Robert Neyland @GeneralRNeyland]

I get that he doesn’t want to wear a Gator. No one in the right mind does. But he does know it’s actually a gaiter, right?

[Gen. Robert Neyland @GeneralRNeyland]

I was just driving through Nashville, headed over to make sure my name was still on the deed at Vandy Stadium, and heard my name on the radio. Yes, I am still alive. I mean, not actually alive, but my account is.

[Gen. Robert Neyland @GeneralRNeyland]

Happy 3rd Saturday. Quick reminder, Dixieland Delight is about Tennessee.

[Gen. Robert Neyland @GeneralRNeyland]

No he’s not.

[Gen. Robert Neyland @GeneralRNeyland]

Why do they no longer serve ice in drinks at Bama games? The student who knew the recipe graduated. #RollTide

[Gen. Robert Neyland @GeneralRNeyland]

What does the average Alabama student get on his SAT? Drool. #RollTide

[Gen. Robert Neyland @GeneralRNeyland]

How do you get a Bama fan to laugh all weekend long? Tell him a joke Monday morning. #RollTide

[Gen. Robert Neyland @GeneralRNeyland]

Why did Alabama disband its water polo team? All the horses drowned. #RollTide

[Gen. Robert Neyland @GeneralRNeyland]

Did you hear about the $4,000,000 Alabama State Lottery? The winner gets $4 a year for a million years. #RollTide

[Gen. Robert Neyland @GeneralRNeyland]

#givehimsix

[Gen. Robert Neyland @GeneralRNeyland]

Don’t make me get out my tanks. https://t.co/29SRGqVlhC

[Tony Basilio @TonyBasilio]

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[Gen. Robert Neyland @GeneralRNeyland]

Coach’s head is shinier than I am. And I’m bronzed. https://t.co/5IOYeICdby

[Tennessee Football @Vol_Football]

Strain. Compete. Over and over and over again.

[ #FieldLevel mic'd up with @CoachJPruitt 🎤 ]

#GBO #PoweredByTheT

[Gen. Robert Neyland @GeneralRNeyland]

Reading through this data dump thing, I've never been so happy to still send my correspondence via telegraph and passenger pigeon.

[Gen. Robert Neyland @GeneralRNeyland]

Do it Pruitt.