Two-Eyed Roy 🐀

Bane of sanity, acquaintance to people, and all round good guy.

[Two-Eyed Roy 🐀 @GeneralRancour]

@OscarPiastri ... To quote Emperor Palpatine, "Do it!"
Googly eyes would be rad, but vinyl ones would work too. :D
[The McLaren axolotl nose]

[Two-Eyed Roy 🐀 @GeneralRancour]

@senatorbabet Shots fired? Where? Vodka shots and keeping a charcuterie board to yourself?
Whilst standing, can you physically touch your toes in those shorts or would they split?
Nothing says "king" than a dad bod.
At what point would Andrew Tate approve of your lack of discipline?

[Two-Eyed Roy 🐀 @GeneralRancour]

@Cobratate Pose harder princess.
OR
Give your mum a hug and giver her a kiss... or is that gay because she deepthroats your dad?

[Two-Eyed Roy 🐀 @GeneralRancour]

ahh, it's down already. Ok, here:

[Two-Eyed Roy 🐀 @GeneralRancour]

PFFFFFHAAAAHAHAHA!
Ohhh. Oh I really needed that.

https://t.co/PgprPv3n8w

[Two-Eyed Roy 🐀 @GeneralRancour]

@SydneyFC Joo-Blee! 😮😀
Please tell me this is due to some agreement about no Rugbuh Leeg in the fortnight before games... PLS!

[Two-Eyed Roy 🐀 @GeneralRancour]

@bohdia @NickStoll Since demotion has been so crushing to try to enjoy.
Basically been A) Look the part, make promotion finals... forget what to do.
or 2) each match, flip a coin "Have we turned up?"

[Two-Eyed Roy 🐀 @GeneralRancour]

@TaniaPinkSky Does take a break from time to time... latest I've seen:

https://t.co/L7kEMwgvRg

[Ian Graves is Neurodetergent. Having a crack @xskinn]

Just had a chat with our mate Ronni,she’s been given a diagnosis for her lungs and now it’s all about chronic health management.

Ronni is in good spirits and doesn’t want ppl worrying,Ronni will be back once she’s on top of things. Ronni sends her love & wishes. Ian

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

"Anger Transference" by Richard Sargent. 1954

[Two-Eyed Roy 🐀 @GeneralRancour]

@Larawithabird MAYBE!
I've got some very, VERY, important War Thunder to play beforehand...

[Samoa Joe @SamoaJoe]

In case you don’t know the formula
Hot takes = engagement= Algorithm placement= views= $$ .

Some of you are playing yourselves trying to win these arguments .
Remember you’re not the consumer here, You’re the product.

[Two-Eyed Roy 🐀 @GeneralRancour]

@philgaimon A sim rig so I can do online races while awaiting the fresh clothes.

... too much? 😜

[Two-Eyed Roy 🐀 @GeneralRancour]

@Rachel_Organa Fire up!
Have words with them.

...maybe shake a fist? 😁🤪

[Two-Eyed Roy 🐀 @GeneralRancour]

@FordFairlane008 @petersracing @RonniSalt 👍

This is the interwebz dear sir. Anyone can be on it, but not everyone gets 'into' it.
aaaaaaand the difference between trolling and jocularity hath become a fine line.

[Two-Eyed Roy 🐀 @GeneralRancour]

@VapiFM @DustyBalr Statements like this will get you curb stomped by the GK Union... right?

[Two-Eyed Roy 🐀 @GeneralRancour]

@gcntweet Should have a lil stickerbomb pack of "It's just a Nice." to put on unattended bikes.

Sorta, double postage stamp sized. GCN logo _____ It's just
+ _______________ a
[reason] _______ Nice.

[Two-Eyed Roy 🐀 @GeneralRancour]

@gcntweet I hope Aled packed the SuperNice!™ bell (or finds a suitably obnoxious one) for dinging at the pro peloton's bikes.

The AUS Road champs bikes are pretty heckin' alright!
https://t.co/epJesuBGiK

[GreenEDGE Cycling @GreenEDGEteam]

Green and gold 💚💛