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@RabidLagomorph Sadly, it isn't.

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@LizWindsor10 See I know this is good advice but my executive function does otherwise

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@RabidLagomorph Good taste. They were my first too

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@RabidLagomorph

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@RabidLagomorph Not the free market responding to changing consumers demands 😱

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@RabidLagomorph RIP anyone genuinely named Savannah, I guess.

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@RabidLagomorph Different album but they were my first live band as well ☺️

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Dutton speaking about how money needs to get to the right communities to support Indigenous Peoples as if his government didn't just spend a decade in power widening the gap.

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You cannot convince me that Dutton isn't straight, white, racist, Rupaul.

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@MichaelM_ACT Ahahaha. Sounds like Janet was a little put out after 7.30 last night so she called in a favour to defend her honour.

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@ComradeAmberTee @ahblahbah Formerly Canberran. Usually roundabout town (geddit?) once or twice a year.

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@ThePretender133 Ah but also "not Elon"

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@ThePretender133 You underestimate how compelling "not Twitter" is.

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@KosSamaras $2 million*

Not billion. Huge difference.

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@MoistenedTart Here's your answer.

https://t.co/86BVmTkTGq

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@luxlazuli He looks real concerned. Beautiful. I love him.

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Just walked into a restaurant with the intention of getting takeaway and watched an employee sneeze into his bare hands and continue prepping a bunch of dumplings in the main dining area.

No thank you.

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@jonkudelka Are you tho?