General Aladeen

Supreme Leader of the Great Nation of Wadia. Won Nobel prize in medicine for banning aids in Wadia & in peace for being Least homophobic dictator of any country

[General Aladeen @general_leader]

@TwitterSupport I want to inform you that this is a gross violation of my fundamental right to free speech. My freedom of being heard is being curtailed. Please reply

[General Aladeen @general_leader]

@TwitterSupport I would like to know why many people cannot see my comments and I can't DM several people! Because my comments are not seen I'm not able to get more followers. Why is it that these restrictions are placed on me. My handle is only meant for sarcasm

[General Aladeen @general_leader]

@drAnsarikka Sharing my photos around without permission is treason. You'll be

[General Aladeen @general_leader]

@drunk3necstasy Hope he too has won like crazy

[General Aladeen @general_leader]

@thomasJins ജോലി നിക്ഷിബ്ദം

വീട്ടു ജോലിയെ പറ്റി മറന്നത് ആകും

[General Aladeen @general_leader]

@comradarjun @crawlamma my countrymen are as loyal to their party leadership as communist party members to their supreme leaders. Blind supporter is the best supporter. Who said facts are facts

[General Aladeen @general_leader]

Islamic republic of Wadia has given women 100% reservation in cooking, doing laundry, dish washing and cleaning jobs as long as they are unpaid. The pseudo progressive UN still sanctioned us. WTF!

[മിണ്ടാപൂച്ച @Mindaapoocha]

@DShajiDhas തുണിയില്ലാതെ നടക്കാനുള്ള സ്വാതന്ത്ര്യം പോലെ തന്നെയാണ് തുണിയുടുത്ത് നടക്കാനുള്ള സ്വാതന്ത്ര്യവും കേട്ടോ പുരോഗമന തീവ്രവാദി

[General Aladeen @general_leader]

@DShajiDhas Islamic republic of Wadia has given women 100% reservation in cooking, doing laundry, dish washing and cleaning jobs as long as they are unpaid. The pseudo progressive UN still sanctioned us. WTF!

[General Aladeen @general_leader]

@ajith_0787 Despite me having more propaganda news anchors than Modi. Our propaganda medias are nothing compared to Republic TV. Kim told me last night while sexting over whatsapp no other TV anchor has given him as big hard-ons as Arnab. Mark my words he's an asset to your country

[General Aladeen @general_leader]

@Sruthirhythm That's the message I give me every morning. My countrymen are bound to give me that message by law. Happy to know that I have a growing support base in india

[General Aladeen @general_leader]

@asanskari_man Your supreme leader is doing good. Even though your Democracy has elections & parliament unlike ours, he's not budging to pressure from anti national opposition parties. It's important that men have 100% reservation in every sector except for cooking, cleaning & doing laundry

[General Aladeen @general_leader]

@sudheeshvictor2 You're appointed wadian minister of entertainment.

You can join tomorrow. But a little censorship is required .. "forget what you're told" I'm afraid might disturb the social order of our great nation

[General Aladeen @general_leader]

@MlNU_M You can never be a good Wadian I promise

[General Aladeen @general_leader]

@Rajeev_s10 @manvalism Siraj is the kind of person islamic republic of Wadia deserves. I'm unhappy you damn indians can't see how patriotic it's to support your party & your leadership without questions. But india is on the right path. Your strongman PM is following my foot steps

[General Aladeen @general_leader]

Finally I've found a macho man who has all the qualities needed to apply for Wadian citizenship.

[Manorama Online @manoramaonline]

‘ഒന്നേമുക്കാൽ മണിക്കൂർ ബോറഡിപ്പിക്കുന്ന കിച്ചൻ’; കുറിപ്പ് https://t.co/S5rwEyCuge #MalayalamMovie #SurajVenjaramoodu

[General Aladeen @general_leader]

@satishacharya @drunk3necstasy @newssting1 What are you trying to say? That Arnab lost his penis? Stupid. It doesn't matter.

It wasn't working anyways d last time we had sexy time when he visited democratic republic of Wadia.

[General Aladeen @general_leader]

@drunk3necstasy You're funny man. Funny men don't have place in Wadia.

In islamic republic of Wadia we have only serious men, religious men, adult men, military men & some other unimportant genders like women

[General Aladeen @general_leader]

Are you telling me that Arnab Goswami doesn't have penis ?

He definitely had one last time I had sexy time with him

It was the first time I had sex a with a man who couldn't get a boner. Different experience I must admit.

[Satish Acharya @satishacharya]

Arnab's defence! #ArnabGoswami
@newssting1 cartoon

[General Aladeen @general_leader]

Sudapis will always have a special place in democratic republic of Wadia

That's why Wadian parliament passed our version CAA to expedite citizenship to all the Sudapis who are being persecuted in India even without voting & even without a parliament

[General Aladeen @general_leader]

@_afivocals_ Sudapis will always have a special place in democratic republic of Wadia

That's why Wadian parliament passed our version CAA to expedite citizenship to all the Sudapis who are being persecuted in India even without voting & even without a parliament