Yoshimega

Atmosphere? Nobody goes to a restaurant for atmosphere!

[Yoshimega @Generation_Rust]

What’s the funniest city? OmaHA

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@belleruzicaa We’ll change that.

[Yoshimega @Generation_Rust]

What’s the holiest filling? Prayline

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Who’s the creepiest pop singer? Ellie Ghoulding

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@MLB “What doesn’t DeGrom have?” Wins. The Mets hitters/relievers have not done him justice.

[Belle @m00nkittyy]

I do not feel very Gucci today. Not even Louis. Perhaps Balenciaga🤷🏻‍♀️

[Yoshimega @Generation_Rust]

What do thieves and the Denver Broncos have in common? Lock picks

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@DaltonRoss Every year, my wish is the return of Fallen Comrades

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@SHawkins1926 You never turn off notifications when it comes to this stuff.

[Yoshimega @Generation_Rust]

What do you call a sad cow? Moody

[Yoshimega @Generation_Rust]

@MLBStats I’m not sure why it’s “since 1900”. I checked; and no 20 homer hitter in the 1800s won 4 games either.

[Yoshimega @Generation_Rust]

People don’t expect others to be perfect. They expect them to be ‘their’ perfect. If you step out of line one way, you’ve made a ‘powerful’ enemy. If you step out of line another way, you’ve made a different ‘powerful’ enemy. That’s why you don’t let others control what you do.

[Yoshimega @Generation_Rust]

To judge someone based on what their wife says, or someone close to them in general, is a slippery slope.

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@MoistCr1TiKaL Creed reunion?

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Why are all the best back doctors in Egypt? They’re called Cairo-practors.

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@MLBStats Seeing the Blue Jays themselves saying 2007... I was thinking 2007 too, because Aubrey Huff was there, which meant it had to be after 2006. Same for Kevin Miller. Josh Beckett being there meant it was before 2009.

[Yoshimega @Generation_Rust]

What do you call it when you take pictures of spices? Cinnamontography

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@NintendoAmerica @animalcrossing K.K. Lament. The deepest lyricism ever. Bob Dylan could never.

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@MLBStats Feels like a 2008, which I see several commenters also feel.

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@theneedledrop I Heard - Gucci Mane ft. Rich Homie Quan “She suck the dick like no teeth. She on her knees like she got no knees”