Adam

has a maths degree, apparently | 23 | lady di twink 🏳️‍🌈 |
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[Adam @GenericAdam]

idk i felt cute here

[Adam @GenericAdam]

Genuinely thought all those interview prep sessions I got at school/uni were the most obvious things ever. Now that I'm the one doing the interviews oh my god people do not know how to interview.

[Adam @GenericAdam]

bit wet outside

[Adam @GenericAdam]

@Cambozola_ Sorrrrry

[Adam @GenericAdam]

@Cambozola_ >:)

[Adam @GenericAdam]

@Cambozola_ First question no second question yes

[Adam @GenericAdam]

need someone to teach me how to play wardogs

[Adam @GenericAdam]

lowkey cannot listen to expectations because the last guy i dated literally had a fake job that he lied to his family about...

[spunch bob @margaretasylum]

GOOD OL DAYS UR SOOOO GETTING THAT GRAMMY

[Adam @GenericAdam]

recording academy you have a chance to redeem yourself

[Paramore Updates @Pcharts]

Hayley Williams submissions for 2027 GRAMMYs (via GoldDerby):

Good Ol’ Days – SOTY, Pop Solo Performance
Showbiz – Alternative Performance

*What Is the Reason for It? – ROTY, Alt Performance
*The Rising Skyline – SOTY, Alt Performance
*Open the Door – Best Song for Visual Media

[Adam @GenericAdam]

Lesson in less than an hour I feel ill

[Adam @GenericAdam]

Booked a driving lesson. I have not had one since February 2020. I am shitting it.

[Adam @GenericAdam]

@vengefulbee Oomf stuns while looking miserable

[Adam @GenericAdam]

@Cambozola_ boooooo

[Adam @GenericAdam]

Just watched a boy in spoons pour a buzz ball into a pitcher of venom... this is revolutionary

[Adam @GenericAdam]

Currently dealing with one of the wildest cases of returns fraud I've ever encountered

[Adam @GenericAdam]

Going clubbing in York on Halloween now please god someone help me figure out a costume

[Adam @GenericAdam]

why have lidl put 11 fish fillets in a bag... count your days lidl

[Adam @GenericAdam]

Booked a driving lesson. I have not had one since February 2020. I am shitting it.

[Adam @GenericAdam]

@Cambozola_ hiiiiiii

[Adam @GenericAdam]

how about two oomfs grinding against me

[𝓟yutz @pyutzoo]

“2 likes isn’t a lot” imagine TWO men grinding against each other

[Adam @GenericAdam]

@teddyrisingg why not try and invent one