@FedExHelp apparently my package was undeliverable, an issue with the zip code. Don't see how I was "unavailable " when I watched the dude pull in my driveway, get out of truck with a package and get back in his truck then leave
@Karmaquarius@BrokenLobo Exactly. I always at least kept paper towels and wet wipes near when I was pounding wings at 2am playing gta San Andreas with my friends on a weekend