Paul

idiot. He/Him

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@themarsambrose Incantation on Netflix. It's incredible

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@KitCrimes It's meant to look like that?

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@MombodLegend

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17 days

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Being an adult sucks more dick than your Mum

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37 days

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Anyone else have Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head stuck as an earworm for the past week?

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@05Sands You knows it

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51 days

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If they offered Severance at my work I would absolutely take it. I can't deal with them any more

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Just washed my car and now I'm watching Last Of The Summer Wine. Middle age has hit me fucking hard

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The only thing that brings me genuine joy at the moment is the Locatora Radio advert

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The things I come up with when I'm stoned

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@MombodLegend Cute, sexy and a nutcase? Don't make me fall in love with you

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I'm just so bored of everything