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An #Aries male finds a woman with big breasts and a nice behind to be very attractive.

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#Sagittarius doesn't like it when they step in dog shit.

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FRIDAY'S #HOROSCOPE: Today you may wonder when the world might end and hear Christmas songs on the radio.

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@mattxeierra I see lots of eating in your future.

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#Gemini doesn't like it when their favourite team loses.

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@rickygervais Do you read horoscopes, Ricky?

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WEDNESDAY'S #HOROSCOPE: This morning you'll wish you could stay in bed a little longer. You'll get hungry around 12pm and eat something.

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#Capricorn doesn't like it when you sleep with their partner.

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#Aries likes finding money on the ground.

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#Cancer likes pizza.

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#Taurus likes pizza.

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#Sagittarius likes pizza.