Julie Taylor

Geek Mom.

[Julie Taylor @Genesislikesega]

This makes every single ounce of this day better. This kid is my spirit animal. #fuckingpeanutbutter #Smuckers https://t.co/6rFxuyQozP via

[Stephen Curry @StephenCurry30]

Lock in! #DubNation 💤

[Corey Ryan Forrester - CoreyWritesForYou.com @CoreyRForrester]

I get just as excited about cutting up a perfect banana in my cereal as I used to get when I was about to speedball and listen to Incubus

[Sarah Rice @ImSarahRice]

@johnnybananas @AmericanAir Hey American Airlines, Sarah here! 👋 I would never turn my back on you, not even for a big pile of cash! Feel free to reward my loyalty with 175K bonus miles (one for each dollar someone took)…DM me for my loyalty number. I have it memorized.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

The same folks telling me to "stick to comedy" are repeating insane shit they heard from a damn pillow salesman. Kindly kiss my black ass and whatnot.

[. @laurenthehough]

A lot of you will wake up tomorrow and forget about this because you don’t live in Texas. You think this doesn’t affect you. You’re wrong.

[🇵🇦Jess🇵🇷 @lovinmygirls218]

Some kids pranked a school board meeting on some Bart Simpson shit and I am crying!! 😭😭😭😭

[Corey Ryan Forrester - CoreyWritesForYou.com @CoreyRForrester]

“When’s the last time you saw a horse with Rona, huh? Hardly not never!” LOL

[Julie Taylor @Genesislikesega]

@CoreyRForrester I didn’t know Trae went to horse college!!

[Corey Ryan Forrester - CoreyWritesForYou.com @CoreyRForrester]

If the anti-mask MAGA crowd existed in different movie universes...

[Trae Crowder @traecrowder]

WAUKESHA SCHOOL DISTRICT THINKS POOR KIDS ARE “SPOILED” BY FREE LUNCHES

[Laura Peek @laurapeek_]

My bf has been in law school for two weeks and today he kindly asked if I could not bring up Elle Woods in EVERY conversation we have about it

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

If they don't call the "Cruella" sequel "Crueller," I'm not sure what we're all even doing here.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

I’ve already outlined vaccine requirements that will reach millions of Americans. Today, I’m announcing a new step: If you work in a nursing home and serve Medicare or Medicaid enrollees, you will also be required to get vaccinated.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

I love New York.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Have you noticed the people who don’t want to help refugees because we “have our own poor” also don’t want to help our own poor?

[Trae Crowder @traecrowder]

The WellRED Podcast presents Bubba Shot the Podcast, a 90s country bonus series. Here’s your one chance Fancy don’t let us down, and holler at it!

[Julie Taylor @Genesislikesega]

@traecrowder If your favorite line from Queen of my Double Wide Trailer ain’t “he’s the Charlie Daniels of the torque wrench” imma be disappointed. I’m staying tuned to find out.

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

Liz Cheney: "The President of the United States summoned this mob, assembled the mob, and lit the flame of this attack. Everything that followed was his doing. None of this would have happened without the President...I will vote to impeach the President."

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

If you helped the walking circus peanut dial us back to 1955 for the last four years you don't get a pat on the damn back for washing your hands of him at closing time.