Gareth Alan

I’d rather be told to f**k off then be ignored. Father, husband and occasional troll to those shit stains who claim their views are their own. LFC #YNWA

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@MittensOff I'd ask them how court went

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@EricLDaugh

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@RobKenyonReform @Nigel_Farage Does the new deal include the use of indicators, tidying up the McDonald wrappers on your dash and giving way to people on the road instead of thinking it's your right of way in every instance?

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@sophielouisecc Would you be less annoyed by this if she extended to scheme to include gingers? Sometimes working with you lot can be just as hard as working with as foreigners, especially outside work in the summer months

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@annaroseridgway In this day and age you can find all kinds of crazy shit on the interwb.

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@BladeoftheS The level of skill and precision to find his chin was impeccable. Like shooting a pin head with a rifle from 50 yards

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@JoeyMannarino @TexasBigSky But you only come to Europe for head so your maga pals don't catch on that you're a little light footed

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@JoeyMannarino That's a very long winded way to say most of us think you're a dodgy rug waring fairy

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@MediaSOI It was broadcast on multiple news channels from across the globe. Mental these days, you can filter your TV channels to a news section and have them all in one place.

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@SarahForRuncorn Will you be holding Robert generic tory boy and Asian Gail Platt to account for their role in immigration?

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@messedupfoods If the service is good then I'll tip. I'll tip what I want to tip. But this sign would bring out the sarcasm in me and I'd have to ask her why she doesn't get paid.

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@RupertLowe10 Ask Rob jenrick and Asian Gail platt

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@BerkshireFX @StevenJonMiller 😂

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@ZiaYusufUK Crazy how reform seem to be winning places with names you'd imagine would definitely hold a town meeting if a black person drove through the village. 😂

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@Parody_PM Tool pouch full of pens. 😂

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@BerkshireFX @StevenJonMiller Don't you dare criticise Steve's crush. He will get grimey and they'll be round to yours quicker than you'll know. Grimey will comment on your dishes and Steve will call you fat to mask his own insecurities!

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@StevenJonMiller Seems one of the Reform token gays seems to have a little bit of an obsession with the reserves plumber. You and grimey tussling for his acknowledgement?Dirty bastard! 😂

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@jacksonhinkle @theseandiamond They called him on his "special" phone

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@WhiteHouse @VP You could start with the trump orgs tax returns between 2005-2015.

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@LeeAndersonMP_ Well done on still eating solids. Not sure what this post is about but tell them to cut it properly next time