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Drummer. Bassist. Classically trained hand fartist. Competitive whistler and kazooist. Inactivist. Paper towel connoisseur. I/Me/Mine

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@ThrillaRilla369 The only time I’ve ever been bitten by a dog was when I worked for UPS and a cross-eyed Collie walked up to me on a porch. The way it approached me, I thought it was a friendly dog that I could pet. In a split second, it latched onto my hand and wouldn’t let go.

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@ojessie__ The vagina is not a clown car.

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I don’t hate sitting in Atlanta traffic as much as I used to and I’m pretty sure it’s because I have a constant contact high from every other car around me.

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@discussbaseball I’m all for celebrating a nice dinger, but it’s not that difficult to trot around the bases like a gentleman, then celebrate in the dugout with your teammates. Showboating is just stupid. This isn’t football and it’s not The Jerry Springer Show. Calm down and respect the game.

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@Lillysmom01 @Super70sSports Shut up.

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@MarkPotash @Super70sSports Huzzah. That’s been my answer to this question for years.

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@Super70sSports Jesus. Sophie’s Choice us, why don’t ya?

Very often, I agree with you on “And I Love Her”. Especially if I’m tinkerin’ on the ol’ acoustic guitar. But lately, it’s been “For No One” and I try to play along with the French Horn solo on kazoo. But that’s just me.

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@TrillWilsosa I’m all for celebrating a nice dinger, but it’s not that difficult to run around the bases like a gentleman, then celebrate in the dugout with your bros. This isn’t football.

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I’m not gonna “wait for it” anymore. It’s 2026. I can fast forward with the greatest of ease.

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@alphafox Why did he hand the camcorder over to Michael J. Fox for the zoom in shot?

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@34GreshamRd “Willie B. was my first gorilla.” - @SouthsideSteve

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I’d never make it in prison. I can’t even brush my tongue without gagging.

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@Ria_Martin Keeping with the avian theme (Hawks, Falcons, Thrashers).

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@20th_Centurygal Todd Sucherman. Drummers know him, but a lot of regular folk don’t. Amazing drumist. AND he drummed for Spinal Tap and lived to talk about it, so…

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@HustleBitch_ It’d be the perfect carpet for a Merv Griffin Show set.

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@letitbeeetle Love it. It used to be my alarm clock. And you know what? I always had a good morning.

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@AlBuffalo2nite I still blame Jerry Springer for making violent outbursts sensational and appealing to simple-minded folks with no impulse control. Instead of chanting “Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!”, they shout “Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit!”.

It’s getting exhausting to see it happening so often.

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@gatorgar Teenagers? Millions? Seriously? How can teenagers even learn to play guitar with their phones in their hand at all times? The strings would hurt their delicate little fingers. Idiotic post.

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@Super70sSports I’d have to say “Rain” or “Hey Bulldog”. Two forgotten/overlooked great songs.