Genilson Andrade

[Genilson Andrade @Genilsonm]

http://t.co/CBtTQpvn5S How do they fit so many islands into such a small bottle of dressing??!!

[Genilson Andrade @Genilsonm]

http://t.co/9fbleNBP Fuck! I have to fly to California to prevent a forest fire. THIS IS TOO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY!

[Genilson Andrade @Genilsonm]

You don't have to tell me I'm negative. I no. http://t.co/f4ReL7JL

[Genilson Andrade @Genilsonm]

http://t.co/eDcxTjnA Newt Gingrich is the result of leaving a bobble head doll by a radioactive power plant.

[Genilson Andrade @Genilsonm]

http://t.co/vVjUWW2R Nothing has ever bothered me as much as my recent realization that I have never seen bird testicles.

[Genilson Andrade @Genilsonm]

I had to ground my son for cursing. He turned the girl next door into a frog. http://t.co/mZ5Hacz8

[Genilson Andrade @Genilsonm]

Nothing has ever bothered me as much as my recent realization that I have never seen bird testicles. http://t.co/qfv6Uqhe

[Genilson Andrade @Genilsonm]

http://t.co/xviajWi2 I can't believe Lou Gehrig's parents named him after a DISEASE

[Genilson Andrade @Genilsonm]

You don't have to tell me I'm negative. I no. http://t.co/x3wowwBb

[Genilson Andrade @Genilsonm]

In Mexico, the KKK is known as the What What What. http://t.co/vVjUWW2R

[Genilson Andrade @Genilsonm]

http://t.co/f4ReL7JL when life gives you lemons, be thankful it didn't give you cancer