Charles Auchterlonie🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸

Co-Host of The Randomiser Podcast also co-author of Set in Stone from the Dr Who Book Short Trips The History of Christmas…” Scotland is a country not a county”

[Charles Auchterlonie🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸 @Geniussssss]

Janey Godley
was so right, Trump is a Cunt! a total fucking moron who would not recognise the truth if it rammed him up the fucking arse!
America I feel so sorry for you!
#TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

[Charles Auchterlonie🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸 @Geniussssss]

@BareLeft @ConnorA42 Jesus, fucking wept!! React, react, react.. But never engage brain cells

[Common Weal Agnes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🐭 @CommonWealAngus]

🤣🤣🤣🫶🫶🫶

[The Herald @heraldscotland]

The Boston Globe has dedicated a full page in today's edition to the Tartan Army 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇺🇸

The letter in Boston's largest newspaper reads: "Dear Tartan Army,

"You came for the World Cup, but gave us something more.

"For a week, you turned train stations into singalongs, Fenway into a football ground, and an ordinary June into something we'll be talking about for years.

"Boston has hosted championships, parades, and celebrations of every kind. But we've never hosted guests quite like you all.

"Thank you for the laughter, the bagpipes and the memories. The World Cup will move on. So will the songs, but we'll never forget the joy you brought to our city."

𝘐𝘯 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 @SPARScotland

𝘐𝘔𝘈𝘎𝘌: 𝘕𝘦𝘸𝘴𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵

[CrémantCommunarde #GreenTransitionNow💚 @0Calamity]

This is how stochastic terrorism works, folks.
Dozens of people will be going to jail because of the Southampton and Belfast riots.
This man will be going to jail - hopefully for a very long time - for this.
The conductors of this orchestra of death are busy sunning themselves somewhere, bathing in the £millions in funding and donations, and will never see the inside of a prison cell for what they have stirred up.

[Charles Auchterlonie🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸 @Geniussssss]

@BBCScotlandNews An animal in distress has more dignity and humanity afforded to it than A dying human being in pain, distress and loss of dignity has

[Charles Auchterlonie🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸 @Geniussssss]

@ConnorA42 Totally fucking gutted Bunch of spineless bastards

[Charles Auchterlonie🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸 @Geniussssss]

@BBCScotlandNews Absolute bastards

[Charles Auchterlonie🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸 @Geniussssss]

A true thing of beauty and another gap filled🤣
#MakeAMyrkaGreatAgain

[Charles Auchterlonie🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸 @Geniussssss]

I’m loving The new Myrka big improvement boards well for invasion of dinosaurs

[Charles Auchterlonie🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸 @Geniussssss]

@Doctors_Wife23 Probably mention something like Victoria screaming in the ice warriors or something like that and the AI messenger interpreted and thought they were talking about the scream franchise

[Nerdvana (nerdvana.co) @nerdvana]

Doctor Who: The Movie restored for 4K and Blu-ray https://t.co/gyI9McXDHo

[Charles Auchterlonie🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸 @Geniussssss]

I think they called this Trump derangement syndrome

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

Just walked past Orange Theory on my way to pick up a hot black coffee and overheard half a dozen college women chatting about ‘Melania’ after their workout.

They were enamored with the First Lady’s class, humanity, and business acumen.

“I, like, didn’t know she was so smart,” one of them said. “Period sis,” another chimed in, “I knew she was beautiful but I had no idea she was so talented too. Slay queen!”

“I didn’t realize President Trump was such a good husband,” said another, as the rest nodded in agreement. “The media just lies about him so much. He’s actually such a gentleman.”

In hushed tones, they all admitted that they can no longer trust the liberal media or the Democrat party.

I think this film just secured the female vote for the GOP in the midterms.

[Charles Auchterlonie🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸 @Geniussssss]

@NickAdamsinUSA Are you ok?
you sound as if you’re having a bit of a breakdown? Remember helpers available and you should reach out to someone….

[Charles Auchterlonie🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸 @Geniussssss]

@FreedomBro1 @NickAdamsinUSA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Charles Auchterlonie🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸 @Geniussssss]

Quoted for bat shit craziness🤣🤣

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED!

Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks.

“Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.”

The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!”

“But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?”

“No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.”

Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented.

“Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.”

Tears began to well up in their eyes.

“But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.”

They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile.

I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?”

He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked.

“Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”

[Charles Auchterlonie🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸 @Geniussssss]

@NickAdamsinUSA Yep, this totally happened. I can see absolutely no good reason to question this.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Charles Auchterlonie🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸 @Geniussssss]

You didn’t ask for it and we didn’t oblige because basically we hate you all .
we present episode 47 of the randomiser podcast
Mellon farmer

https://t.co/R5uG7x1CnB

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

The gun never left Pretti’s holster. It was murder.

[Roy Rogers Happy Trails Music Shop  @RoyRogers_HTMS]

Who is the famous parent of the talented young adults?
🎤 🎸 😃 🎶

[MUSAFIR @MusafirNafar]

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine."

Hannah Einbinder