It’s over. The US is done. If we are polite, we are Libtards, if we are upset we are snowflakes. The President is dog whistling Dixie. It doesn’t matter if we are polite any longer. This civility debate is like the band playing on the Titanic, except that is remembered as noble.
I went to @OldNavy today and there wasn’t a single item in the store that was my size. I had heard this happened from other fat folks, >1 year after Old Navy’s short-lived “inclusive sizing” launch.
While seeing this was upsetting, what I learned from management was worse..🧵
Hey Twitter employees getting laid off tomorrow! IMPORTANT INFO from a CA employment attorney (me):
CA's "WARN" law requires Twitter to give you 60 days notice of a massive layoff.
A layoff of 50+ employees within a 30 day period qualifies.
I know you didn't get that notice.
The Maine Republican Party is running a television ad that says Gov. Janet Mills added a grocery tax that could cost the average family $59 a month. https://t.co/E44aJ3AJch
I said goodbye to a patient a few years ago. She didn’t die, she just got old. I treat patients to age 21 and they move on. When they do, I joke, “well, I did my job! I kept you alive until adulthood!”
With this kid, it was not a joke. 1/
Years ago, before verified accounts were a thing, back when I was on Eastenders, I was contacted multiple times by parents of children who had been “conversing” with me online. 11-15 year old children that had been talking with a fake me.
I was informed one of these children-
@need_tums_now I actually got nauseous looking at this tweet. That’s awful. Btw I got my husband a tool for this that videos the inside of his ear for $20 because having the doc do it was a huge pain. Our grossness obsessed daughter likes doing it for him too much but it works really well.
Morning musing… at 49, Heidi Klimt cannot possibly have reached the hot flash portion of perimenopause, because her costume would have been a slice of hell for me to wear.
My girlfriend went out of town so I’m using the time to watch tv shows she doesn’t like at a slightly louder than normal volume.
This is the 36-year-old equivalent of throwing an epic party when your parents leave.