Gennyfer Hanvey

If life were a game of bridge I'd be bidding "No Trump".

[Gennyfer Hanvey @Gennyfer]

It’s over. The US is done. If we are polite, we are Libtards, if we are upset we are snowflakes. The President is dog whistling Dixie. It doesn’t matter if we are polite any longer. This civility debate is like the band playing on the Titanic, except that is remembered as noble.

[Gennyfer Hanvey @Gennyfer]

Jumping ship? Join me on Hive Social!
https://t.co/pKqXR3fakm

[Gennyfer Hanvey @Gennyfer]

@Sleepy_Viking My 19yo called me before I even heard anything saying “I don’t care what you say. I’m going to get him right now.” Him is my 17yo.

[Sharon Maxwell she/they @heysharonmaxwel]

I went to @OldNavy today and there wasn’t a single item in the store that was my size. I had heard this happened from other fat folks, >1 year after Old Navy’s short-lived “inclusive sizing” launch.

While seeing this was upsetting, what I learned from management was worse..🧵

[Lisa Bloom @LisaBloom]

Hey Twitter employees getting laid off tomorrow! IMPORTANT INFO from a CA employment attorney (me):

CA's "WARN" law requires Twitter to give you 60 days notice of a massive layoff.

A layoff of 50+ employees within a 30 day period qualifies.

I know you didn't get that notice.

[Gennyfer Hanvey @Gennyfer]

@burnsy06 Maybe a hormonal thing?

[NEWS CENTER Maine @newscentermaine]

The Maine Republican Party is running a television ad that says Gov. Janet Mills added a grocery tax that could cost the average family $59 a month. https://t.co/E44aJ3AJch

[The Readiatrician- not here anymore @readiatrician]

I said goodbye to a patient a few years ago. She didn’t die, she just got old. I treat patients to age 21 and they move on. When they do, I joke, “well, I did my job! I kept you alive until adulthood!”

With this kid, it was not a joke. 1/

[Gennyfer Hanvey @Gennyfer]

@rmmckenny I read this tweet, bought your book on impulse and just finished it. You are brilliant. Please keep writing.

[Rob Kazinsky @RobertKazinsky]

Years ago, before verified accounts were a thing, back when I was on Eastenders, I was contacted multiple times by parents of children who had been “conversing” with me online. 11-15 year old children that had been talking with a fake me.
I was informed one of these children-

[Gennyfer Hanvey @Gennyfer]

@need_tums_now I actually got nauseous looking at this tweet. That’s awful. Btw I got my husband a tool for this that videos the inside of his ear for $20 because having the doc do it was a huge pain. Our grossness obsessed daughter likes doing it for him too much but it works really well.

[Gennyfer Hanvey @Gennyfer]

JFC autocorrect Klum

[Gennyfer Hanvey @Gennyfer]

Morning musing… at 49, Heidi Klimt cannot possibly have reached the hot flash portion of perimenopause, because her costume would have been a slice of hell for me to wear.

[Gennyfer Hanvey @Gennyfer]

@woodlandfairyyy Be so rich that someone else does it for you. Also the dust.

[Gennyfer Hanvey @Gennyfer]

I turned 50 five days after my brother died. I’ll be 53 in 5 days.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Lmao at a billionaire earnestly trying to sell people on the idea that “free speech” is actually a $8/mo subscription plan

[Gennyfer Hanvey @Gennyfer]

@mideysmith TBF this is how some of my kiddos felt about teeth brushing

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

My girlfriend went out of town so I’m using the time to watch tv shows she doesn’t like at a slightly louder than normal volume.
This is the 36-year-old equivalent of throwing an epic party when your parents leave.

[Gennyfer Hanvey @Gennyfer]

@KindraCotton @blackgirlinmain “Apartheid Clyde” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Chris Fleming @chrisfluming]

elon musk’s twitter journey is very jack skellington trying to do christmas

[Gennyfer Hanvey @Gennyfer]

@veryheathmiller Have you tried turning it on and off again?