Genoa Jay

writer, runner, sister, popcorn for dinner once a week

[Genoa Jay @GenoaJay]

First date rules (oddly similar to preschool): 1. Be on time, 2. No touching unless invited, 3. No name calling

[Genoa Jay @GenoaJay]

Just got hit on by the gas station attendant. Doesn't seem fair when you can't leave ... #crazyNJ

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I'd go out with you again, but I was kind of thrown off that you wouldn't hug me ... it was the first time I ever met him #imnotweirdyouare

[Thought Catalog @ThoughtCatalog]

You can give yourself closure.

#TCFeature

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[Genoa Jay @GenoaJay]

I sometimes mix up Alec Baldwin & Charlie Sheen

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Sanniversary: https://t.co/XvCxRpRgRD #anniversary #sarcasticsinglegirl #single

[Genoa Jay @GenoaJay]

Had to listen to this twice on my audiobook: 'The wife of the son she liked the most, was the son she liked the least. And the wife of the son she liked the least, was the wife she greatly preferred.' #toodeep (From Commonwealth)

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I can't forgive you: https://t.co/ERZBmtvWiS #ghosting #sarcasticsinglegirl #forgiveornot #forgive

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Straight, no chaser: https://t.co/TsOKb7RmBK #sarcasticsinglegirl #straight #nochaser

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My mistake: https://t.co/NHKyFD8r0k #sarcasticsinglegirl #singlegirl #mistake #creepy #missedit

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All of a sudden, a phone call is so intimate
https://t.co/RIcRiDGsJC #phone #intimacy #NextLevel

[Genoa Jay @GenoaJay]

Been pretty quiet on the blog for awhile, but new sarcastic single girl stuff coming your way today! #staytuned

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Left Field Texting https://t.co/uvoLvAMCBM

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Probably shouldn't go public with this, but got some digits at Auto Zone today #soNJ

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Regrettable (Single) Relationship "Milestones" https://t.co/aqXxELrgtk via @GenoaJay #sarcasticsinglegirl #milestones

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Right. https://t.co/fjdlSAVc1t

[FOX Sports: NFL @NFLonFOX]

Aaron Rodgers is not human

(via @NFLBrasil)

[nicole tarkoff @tarkofftarkon]

This Is How You Break Hearts, Based On Your Zodiac Sign https://t.co/tHuSi85ZPt via @thoughtcatalog

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The Words That Killed Your Relationship https://t.co/kvKVhh83xH via @GenoaJay #words #over #killingrelationships

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What Ghosting Really Is, Because It’s Not Just ‘Ignoring’ Someone | Thought Catalog https://t.co/LHp1H11ip3

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4 Guys You've Dated https://t.co/DAF4lJvK9M via @GenoaJay