Gentleman Code

The legendary guy account. Often sarcastic.

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Does anyone else when laying down with your dog lay uncomfortably just so your dog can sleep peacefully?!?

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I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue represent freedom until they are flashing behind you.

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370HSSV now turn it upside down

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Why do we call it truth or dare when we all know it’s really “Who do you like” or “Awkward sexual task”.

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She's a keeper if she looks good in sweatpants and a hoodie.

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If your legs open up faster than Google’s homepage. You are not girlfriend material.

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Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies. is the main reason I have trust issues...

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Having inside jokes with yourself.

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Hey babe, you smell that? "No." "Me neither, start cooking."

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When your skinny friend says she's fat and you're just standing there... all fat as a motherfucker.

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Parents: Okay we will be home at 11 O'clock! Clock: *11:01* Me: They're dead. I'm alone. I need to start my orphan life now.

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What if nothing exists and we’re all somebody’s dream.

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Kanye West can say "I love pizza" and people will be like "he said I which means eye , and pizza is triangle .. ILLUMINATI!!!

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If a Redhead works at a bakery, would that make him a ginger bread man?

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Oh, We're best friends? Then please be a pal and pull that knife out of my back

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My maturity level depends on who I'm with...

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We all have that one friend that we greet with an insult.