Sam Your Man

Samuel da swagg. 22. Why can't we all just get along??
Proud Smallfry Dad xx
(Gimmick account - all events are fictional)

[Sam Your Man @GentleInkling]

@kelseyTheBest1 Loser

[Sam Your Man @GentleInkling]

Of course u go to zumba you failure of a man. Kelsey deserves a real man like me 😒

[Babrian @kelseyTheBest1]

@FourKelsey @GentleInkling I got zumba belt today

[Sam Your Man @GentleInkling]

NOOO @FourKelsey unblock me :(

[Sam Your Man @GentleInkling]

@FourKelsey noo babygirl xx it was about something else i prommise

[Sam Your Man @GentleInkling]

Sam Scoreeeeee.

[Sam Your Man @GentleInkling]

@FourKelsey Wat

[Sam Your Man @GentleInkling]

@FourKelsey wat happened

[Sam Your Man @GentleInkling]

@FourKelsey I'm dating Jaina and u brang it up wym why do I care. U kissing Jaina??

[Sam Your Man @GentleInkling]

If my son bit your hand then that's on you for having fingers. not his fault your hands look eatable 🧐😒

[Sam Your Man @GentleInkling]

@kelseyTheBest1 Coward.

[Sam Your Man @GentleInkling]

@kelseyTheBest1 Brian I kissed Kelsey and you never will, how's that feel, bud?

[Sam Your Man @GentleInkling]

@FourKelsey ur putting words into my mouth here, literally twisting the truth. ugh.

[Sam Your Man @GentleInkling]

@FourKelsey Come on babe, you know that's not what it's about

[Sam Your Man @GentleInkling]

@FourKelsey it was literally a joke, lighten up

[Sam Your Man @GentleInkling]

I think we shoud be allowed to slap jellyfish on their bald heads

[Sam Your Man @GentleInkling]

I'm just a hopeless romantic down on his luck </3 girls find me so awkward, it's not fair

[Sam Your Man @GentleInkling]

@FourKelsey You literally can't keep my name out of your mouth

[Sam Your Man @GentleInkling]

they literally all can't stop talking about me. 😮‍💨

[Sam Your Man @GentleInkling]

they r vagueing about me ... literally obsessed