Fitzwilliam Darcy

Fitzwilliam Darcy's Twitter Rants. (You'd better not use my Christian name unless you make more than 10,000 a year.)

[Fitzwilliam Darcy @GentlemanDarcy]

Bought another club today. For funsies.

[Fitzwilliam Darcy @GentlemanDarcy]

A brisk gallop this evening to clear the mind. "Pemberley at night," my father used to say. "It's perfect, Fitzwilliam. Nothing better."

[Fitzwilliam Darcy @GentlemanDarcy]

How is one supposed to ride his horse in this abominable weather?

[Fitzwilliam Darcy @GentlemanDarcy]

@Ms_ElizabethD @darcygeorgiana1 *grumbles

[Fitzwilliam Darcy @GentlemanDarcy]

@darcygeorgiana1 @Ms_ElizabethD I am very rarely that

[Fitzwilliam Darcy @GentlemanDarcy]

@darcygeorgiana1 @Ms_ElizabethD well, when we were young it wasn't my money we were spending

[Fitzwilliam Darcy @GentlemanDarcy]

Look, you're not going to like it but I'm going to continue to argue that Dickens may have had something with this "Scrooge" character.

[Fitzwilliam Darcy @GentlemanDarcy]

@Ms_ElizabethD so you and the servants keep telling me.

[Fitzwilliam Darcy @GentlemanDarcy]

@Ms_ElizabethD that boy looks far too happy to be my son.

[Fitzwilliam Darcy @GentlemanDarcy]

"Oh yes, you're speaking Mr. Darcy. He used to make 10,000 a year. Then Christmas came to Pemberley."

Bah. https://t.co/CvrUxFbd8F

[Mrs. Elizabeth Darcy @Ms_ElizabethD]

This beautiful Christmas season #pemberley

[Fitzwilliam Darcy @GentlemanDarcy]

@Ms_ElizabethD ?!?!

[Fitzwilliam Darcy @GentlemanDarcy]

@Ms_ElizabethD protocols and customs and a host of things to which I must adhere, though I hate them.

[Fitzwilliam Darcy @GentlemanDarcy]

The clock strikes twelve. Do these country bumpkins sleep? When will this infernal dance be over?

[Fitzwilliam Darcy @GentlemanDarcy]

@Ms_ElizabethD hard to enjoy yourself at a country dance, madam

[Fitzwilliam Darcy @GentlemanDarcy]

Bingley insists he's in love. I'm almost inclined to agree with him at dinner to see the look on his sister's face.

[Fitzwilliam Darcy @GentlemanDarcy]

@Ms_ElizabethD barely tolerable, I daresay.

[Fitzwilliam Darcy @GentlemanDarcy]

@Ms_ElizabethD indeed, madam. Our housekeeper, who has been both kind and loyal to the Darcy family for many years.

[Fitzwilliam Darcy @GentlemanDarcy]

@Jesslangley21 try and contain yourself, madam.

[Fitzwilliam Darcy @GentlemanDarcy]

She walks in beauty, be it day or night.

[Fitzwilliam Darcy @GentlemanDarcy]

@Ms_ElizabethD I apologize for nothing