THE HEISMAN

I am Pa

[THE HEISMAN @GenuineColour]

https://t.co/o8tNreihn8

[📎 @Iithosphere]

read this and immediately got out of bed

[THE HEISMAN @GenuineColour]

@Avid so disgusted with trying to put your programs on to windows 11. Avid completely sucks and I can’t believe I pay almost fucking $40 a month for this shit to not work. Demanding a refund for 3 months.

[The Sting @TheStingisBack]

Cop Land is one of the most underrated movies of the 90s. Stallone wanted it so badly he took $60K, packed on weight, and promised no script changes. A powerhouse cast fuels this urban western, and when Ray Liotta was on fire, nobody matched him.

[champ 💫 @champtgram]

the PEAK male experience is landing in a new city, walking the streets with no plan and eating dinner alone somewhere you’ve never been.

nothing better. it’s spiritual.

[Keith Orejel @keithdorejel]

Just an all time Marge banger. Gets me everytime

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

Collinsworth- “I thought a raccoon kept getting into my trash so I set up a trap. Turns out it was actually my neighbors cat. So I brought him inside and fed him. It’s my cat now. I own the cat.”

Tirico- “The Patriots won the toss and will defer until the second second half”

[Marlow Stern @MarlowNYC]

think about this exchange all the time

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Olympic skiers are like “I have 2% body fat. I train 23 hours a day. I have had 87 surgeries” and Olympic snowboarders are like “I have smoked this many drugs today” and they hold up their hand which is in a mitten.

[Jayroo @jayroo69]

Eagles might be the coolest animals on the planet. Look at this absolute badass. Strutting up like he's about to ask you for your papers 🧊🧊🧊

[Miilato @miiilato]

How the memory of being healthy looks when you have a cold:

[THE HEISMAN @GenuineColour]

@amazon why the FUCK do I pay for prime just to have yall delay the shipment and it was like regular shipping?

This is why I only get prime for like 2 purchases cause yall fuck everything up and I just end up purchasing in person somewhere.

[Pяom Pяom🌚 @effxzzzyy]

the only day of the year you can retweet this 🎄

[THE HEISMAN @GenuineColour]

@CityofSarasota absolutely bullshit yall are letting people be THIS LOUD with cars in a parade with fucking kids around

Guy in a white Porsche should be arrested for being a rich pompous asshole

Fuck this

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Can’t wait to return to this after 4 days of incredible food and time with family

[Scorsese Universe @scorsesepoint]

The Departed (2006)

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

League of their Own #Halloween costume

[Bobby “pipe bomb” (CFA,CFP, MBA) @BobbyPipeBomb]

Halloween is the worst holiday of the year.

[Patrick Comiskey @Comiskey22]

At the Chili’s bar at O’Hare.

Guy sitting next to me isn’t flying anywhere. Lives in the area. Stopped here for a drink.

This is, without a doubt, the most insane thing I have ever witnessed.