Genuine Fake Facts

Expect a couple of genuine fake facts every week...until I run out of facts. (Message me on Twitter with a genuine fake fact and I might tweet it)

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2/3rds of all germs are herbivores #germs #knowledgeispower #diet

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The default advice on the Waldo hotline is, “If you can’t find Waldo, take a 15 minute break, then try again” #waldo #hotline #advice

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If you press the number 6 three times on an ATM machine just before the money comes out, your money will be black #Devils #spooky #atm16

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English 2.0 is currently being developed. It will consist of a variety of screaming and croaking in different tones #english #languages

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If you’re over 60, you can get 15% off spoons on e-bay by typing in a special 8 figure code #tips #spoon #Discounts

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The goddess Athena was said to abduct political campaign leaflets and turn them blue #goddess #greek #politics

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Mr Crimble is one of the fastest 999 dialers in the world. He once dialled so fast that the entire police force gave him a round of applause

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Simon Cowell once sat through an entire X-Factor show with a cardboard cut out of Louis Walsh without realising it #XFactor #Louisweloveyou

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The first KFC opened in Kenya around 10,000 years ago #Kenya #kfc #history

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1 out of every 100 farmyard cows are decontaminated and then placed under strict orders to do whatever Obama tells them to do #ObamasAmerica

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Gordon Brown’s Punk/Rock CD is used in S.A.S interrogation scenarios #gordonbrown #punk #music

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Jack the ripper used to paint his toenails before killing #killer #toenails #painting

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Fake Milky Bar chocolates have been found on the surface of Mars #MILKY #Mars #chocolate

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Channel 4 is considered a demon channel in Turkmenistan #channel4 #Turkmenistan #Devils

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The first laser sight attachments for guns were developed by an African tribe #Africa #guns #laser

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A slush puppy gets its colour from mixing paint, ice and crushed beetles #slush2016 #paint #Beetle

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If you inject a cow with adrenaline, the milk it produces glows in the dark #scienceweek #cows #milk

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Hercules was part of the Greek mafia of the time #Greece #history #gangstalive

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There’s a tomb in Egypt with a message inscribed over the entrance that says “Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect £200”

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@EsJayBrown Predicted around 2044, at that point they get simultaneously reduced together