Gilmore

__Attempted: Joke Writer, Performer__ Unless noted, all my Tweets are original, no matter how stupid!...

[Gilmore @GenuineGilmore]

#tweettoself

Never once have I been as excited as a family getting a correct answer on Family Feud

[Gilmore @GenuineGilmore]

What grocery chain do alcoholics not shop in?

…Sobeys

[Gilmore @GenuineGilmore]

…Ho Lee Shit.
Mitchell Marner!

[Gilmore @GenuineGilmore]

@JoNoHoffman Awesome!
Keep up the good work

Hope things are well and life’s kicking’ ass

[Gilmore @GenuineGilmore]

Hey @JoNoHoffman
What the what?!…
Did I see you in a CBC news network promo?

[laura 🛸 @slabdaddyWx]

the meteorologist who devised the windchill factor has died. he was 86.

but he felt like 75.

[Gilmore @GenuineGilmore]

I saw it again!
Stretched Ford Tempo

Also noticed it has a raised roof, and there was a dog wearing goggles hanging out the passenger window....for real

Now even more questions than before!!

[Gilmore @GenuineGilmore]

I saw a Ford Tempo stretched limo today
...so many questions, the first 3 at least are just, Why?

[Gilmore @GenuineGilmore]

I saw it again!

Also noticed it has a raised roof, and there was a dog wearing goggles hanging out the passenger window....for real

Now even more questions than before!!

[Gilmore @GenuineGilmore]

I saw a Ford Tempo stretched limo today
...so many questions, the first 3 at least are just, Why?

[Gilmore @GenuineGilmore]

@lisambrandt Had never caught final season, purposely spaced out my DVD set for years before finishing this Feb.

The disappointment was knowing those characters, writing & performances were over

...also random kudos to the Meadow can’t park angle. A legit for her call back to Season 1.

[Gilmore @GenuineGilmore]

@officialAudra Happy Bday Audie D!

[Gilmore @GenuineGilmore]

He caught the blue train to Kokomo

[Gilmore @GenuineGilmore]

Me at the end of work today...

I’m done, Monday kicked my ass

[Gilmore @GenuineGilmore]

First time cooking flatbread on a barbecue fun fact:

You will destroy the entire thing solo
Your only regret is not cooking two

[Gilmore @GenuineGilmore]

This Titanic Submarine story has a bit of a Gilligan’s Island angle, does it not

[Gilmore @GenuineGilmore]

Oh radio. You realize you do it to yourself right?!

Sadly won’t be surprised when the others likely follow suit.
…all ignoring those the company profits of course

[CBC News @CBCNews]

Bell is cutting 1,300 positions and closing or selling nine radio stations as the company plans to significantly adapt how it delivers the news. https://t.co/LP4HTgXWcs

[Gilmore @GenuineGilmore]

Say this soup label out loud

Did you say it like Ace Ventura too?

…seems there’s chance we could be friends

[Gilmore @GenuineGilmore]

#tweettoself

Time again for me to ponder this one…

#May24 #PartyQueen

[Gilmore @GenuineGilmore]

Oop. *sayin’
….though ‘just satin’ works too, sounds like the next generation of ‘mint’

#justsatin #satin #mint

[Gilmore @GenuineGilmore]

Knies scored right after I got this haiku…just satin’

#ChatGPT #Leafs

[Gilmore @GenuineGilmore]

Knies scored right after I got this haiku…just satin’

#ChatGPT #Leafs

[Gilmore @GenuineGilmore]

#tweettoself

Asked Chat GPT to write a Leafs Haiku….

Leafs glide in the ice,
Playoff glory in their grasp,
Champions they’ll be

#leafsforever

[Gilmore @GenuineGilmore]

#tweettoself

Asked Chat GPT to write a Leafs Haiku….

Leafs glide in the ice,
Playoff glory in their grasp,
Champions they’ll be

#leafsforever