Dumb Gooner

Gooner by nature, dumb by choice

[Spooky Sarah 🍂👻🎃 @SatisfySarah]

Gonna come out and say I LOVE my white towels.. But they are not for me.

White towels are for normal human beings.

White towels are NOT for gremlin people who forget to take their makeup off before they shower and then rub their mascara all over said white towels.

Dark green towels and other accessories are currently en route to my home. ✅️ 😂👍

[Spooky Sarah 🍂👻🎃 @SatisfySarah]

BETA SAFE PUSSY PIC #1 🤩

Your pathetic beta eyes DO NOT deserve to EVER view ANYONE'S pussy.. Let alone MINE. This is as close as you are ever going to get.

100% BETA SAFE PHOTO.

[Spooky Sarah 🍂👻🎃 @SatisfySarah]

BETA SAFE PUSSY PIC #2 🤩

You bought the first pussy pic and now you're absolutely desperate for more? Of course you are. You are the single most moronic man to walk this earth. Go feed your addiction.

100% BETA SAFE PHOTO.

[Spooky Sarah 🍂👻🎃 @SatisfySarah]

UPDATE ON PERIOD PANTIES FOR THOSE INTERESTED:

I still absolutely ADORE them. But, if you are planning on buying them.. Plan on buying MORE than you THINK you need.

I was gifted a 3 pack.

I went through them all in one day. Because, like a pad, you obviously don't want to wear ONE pair all day long.. And then if you shower, when you get ready for bed, or whatever.. You're gonna wanna put a fresh pair on.

I had ABSOLUTELY no leakage or bleed through whatsoever. One night, I even wore, JUST THEM to bed to test them, and I was completely fine.

Washing them was fine. You can hand wash them in the sink or chuck them in the washer. They can get a bit bunched up in the wash, and you have to peel them apart.. But both methods are fine.

So overall, I really like them. But I would recommend maybe getting roughly 10 pairs. (After you try the first set out to see if they're right for you.)

They're obviously not perfect for every situation. I couldn't wear them with leggings or a dress.. But oh well.

This is the specific set I was gifted. (https://t.co/AgXbxIbahR)

Speaking of, they're back on my wishlist(https://t.co/UPeeEQseU2). So, PMS subs, go buy me some more pairs. 😁

[Spooky Sarah 🍂👻🎃 @SatisfySarah]

Can't Stop saying it.

[Spooky Sarah 🍂👻🎃 @SatisfySarah]

You are addicted to Sarah. 🌸

[Spooky Sarah 🍂👻🎃 @SatisfySarah]

DIVA DOWN. 😭👎 Caught ol' girl on a cupboard handle. 😭👎

Nail appointment on Friday. 😭👍

[Spooky Sarah 🍂👻🎃 @SatisfySarah]

Should I release two super hot, rip off / beta safe "pussy pics"? 😏

[Spooky Sarah 🍂👻🎃 @SatisfySarah]

How do you KNOW you don't like fucking a pumpkin if you've never DONE it?? That's all I'm saying!! 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Spooky Sarah 🍂👻🎃 @SatisfySarah]

Do they really think we don't know when they disappear on one account and then pop back up on a different account, pretending to be someone new? 😂

[Spooky Sarah 🍂👻🎃 @SatisfySarah]

I'm gonna go cuddle my partner and watch some Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood.

You get to cuddle up with your phone and watch this video on repeat until you pass out.

Goodnight! 🌙