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just a little tar monster trying to get by; mod for @GamerGirlGrey

[geogary @GeoGay13]

Happy 1st wedding anniversary to the best wife on the planet @GamerGirlGrey . It’s hard to imagine being so compatible, comfortable, and close with anyone, but you truly are my best friend. I love your silliness, kindness, and bravery. I love you so much. Here’s to many more.♥️

[geogary @GeoGay13]

i love getting stoned and playing Supermarket Simulator, it's like time traveling to when I was a college sophomore

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I’ve been approving chemicals for industrial use for a decade, and never have I been more horrified by a combination of the only two ingredients in a product. Wtf.

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@LousyOldPotato Bold of you to assume these folks have internet

[geogary @GeoGay13]

Staying at my grandparents and found their 2002 nostalgia machine, with AOL, MSN Messenger and Office 2003 installed. They use it for solitaire.

[geogary @GeoGay13]

How I plate @GamerGirlGrey’s food vs. my own

[𝗚𝗿𝗲𝘆 @GamerGirlGrey]

🚨PSA For my job-searching pals (esp. gamedevs ♥️), RT's appreciated🙏🚨

Here is my free Resume Mastery Blueprint as promised! Everything you need to craft a resume that wins you your dream job, in one place!

https://t.co/uiNLxh1YyB

I've been reviewing & critiquing resumes (500+) since 2012 and 90% people make the exact same resume mistakes that lands their resume in the reject pile.

I'll show you how to spot AND correct them easily. As always, THANK YOU for the opportunity to be of service!

[𝗚𝗿𝗲𝘆 @GamerGirlGrey]

Live on Twitch now after almost 2 years, come say hi! I've missed ya'll..

🔴https://t.co/5F7GoLSuJg

[geogary @GeoGay13]

Gee Wilikers, it sure would be nice if my favorite streamer @GamerGirlGrey came back tonight... 🧐

[geogary @GeoGay13]

- Mattress Man: Drives through the alley every sunday to collect mattresses from the dumpster for ??? purposes
- Pan Van: Drives down the road every Wednesday at sundown, has a loudspeaker duct-taped to the roof of a van with an open trunk shouting about fresh tortillas and bread

[geogary @GeoGay13]

Our neighborhood Cryptids:
- Ice Cream Truck: Only plays Christmas music, no matter the time of year; will not stop when it sees a child, only slows down
- Paleta Pal: golfcart that sells walking tacos and ice pops, squeaks a bicycle horn since golf carts don't have horns

[geogary @GeoGay13]

@GamerGirlGrey what is happening

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@GamerGirlGrey drama

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End of 2023 Update!

I'm getting so close to completing the US States and Territories. All I need are:
* Alabama
* Kansas
* Virginia
* American Samoa
* Guam
* Northern Mariana Islands
* Puerto Rico
Here's to 2024 and hopefully completing the set 🩷

[geogary @GeoGay13]

for those who may be wondering, i collect keychains from everywhere. i’ve been collecting for 25 years & gotten really cool gems over that time. i’m cataloging everything I have right now in hopes of creating a way to share my collection. thanks to everyone who reached out!

[geogary @GeoGay13]

I'm in the process of cataloging my keychain collection and I'm hoping someone knows anything about this mystery specimen. The front is the same as the back, and there is nothing that states where it's from. Does this design remind anyone of anything or mean something to someone?

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Merry Christmas!
It’s tachycardic long Covid 😷

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You may know that Mama Geo has terminal cancer, and she has had about a month long stay in the hospital. Apparently she’s hoarding.

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if you’re ever wondering what it’s like to be married, I just said “hi, why are you whispering in the dark kitchen like a demon” in earnest

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@GamerGirlGrey just opened the trunk of my car to reveal her Xbox with a level 200 Skyrim character after I had her restart on a new console bc I thought we lost it.

Pray for me.

[geogary @GeoGay13]

“Money doesn’t buy happiness!”
Honey, even shit sparkles if you eat gold. Pay me more.