Geoff LaTulippe

Non-nutritive cereal varnish. Mediocre screenwriter. Worldwide #22 ranked Dad Joke deployer.

askgeofflatulippe at GM. Just here to fall off the jetway again.

[Geoff LaTulippe @GeoffAgain]

Twitter Friends:

Anyone out there looking for a bargain on luxury jewelry? I have a gift certificate for $2K to Tacori, but I don't really have a need for ornamentation.

Anyone wanna take it off my hands at a deep discount? Get at me.

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@SteveGuest Watching him own you over and over again until your little balloon head explodes from impotent performative rage is genuinely amusing.

[Geoff LaTulippe @GeoffAgain]

Let's calm down.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

THE FORCE IS STRONG IN TEXAS 🔥

Arch Manning's 3 TDs help lead the Longhorns over Ole Miss in a thriller 🤘

[Geoff LaTulippe @GeoffAgain]

@ScottJenningsKY From the cunt that's been kicked out of every Cheesecake factory West of the Mississippi. Rich.

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That was the single most embarrassing flop I've ever seen in sports. That guy should be banned from football and shot into the sun, no exceptions.

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Nice bounceback game for Arch, especially after that initial INT. Kid's got moxie!

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@KatieMiller Yeah Katie you Tweet RIGHT THROUGH that syphilis!

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LaNorris Sellers might *finally* be putting it all together.

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@Riley_Gaines_ What I like about you is that if the moon ever falls out of orbit we can just replace it with your fifth place face.

[S.E. Cupp @secupp]

Just talked to an Ohio voter who said she didn’t care about the Vivek ad. Voting for this loser, creep, chud anyway, because she didn’t like Acton’s Covid response. I’ve also heard from lots of Paxton voters who are happy to hold their nose to keep the state red. Don’t count on anti-Trump turnout. GO VOTE.

[Geoff LaTulippe @GeoffAgain]

@EliLake No, because one of those things is very real the other is because you're a racist lying piece of shit dickpump.

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@dory_benami This is what a cowardly lack of principles looks like, you fucking loser.

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@seanmdav lol you stupid fucking melted dildo

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Holy shit what a line.

[Acyn @Acyn]

OBAMA: He's got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory. It's gold everywhere.

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@BengalYouTube On the bright side you just wrote some fanfic that will live in eternity.

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To those of you who tried to talk me into Josh Hoover being a championship-caliber QB before the season: don't you feel bad about yourselves? Do you have any self-respect left? I would, and I wouldn't.

[Geoff LaTulippe @GeoffAgain]

@BengalYouTube No.

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Yglesias Abundance politics would’ve advised Dems to ignore ICE abuse and back data center expansion. Would’ve been catastrophic politically.

[Geoff LaTulippe @GeoffAgain]

Dressed like a pedophile on his 40th.

[LEGENDARY LADE! 🇳🇬 @LegendaryLade]

Drake steps out for his 40th birthday!🗽🔥

[Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus]

dressed like Kris Jenner at a pumpkin patch

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I don't know who this is but anyone calling AI disclosures in commercial art "political" is already owned and probably always has been.

[Tim Sweeney @TimSweeneyEpic]

@Filmbot There is a real economic cost to Valve’s foray into forced political disclosures. Besides taking 30%, they’re also taking a potentially even larger fraction of developers’ revenue and livelihood by undermining their business with these AI hate campaigns.