Geoff LaTulippe

Non-nutritive cereal varnish. Mediocre screenwriter. Worldwide #22 ranked Dad Joke deployer.

askgeofflatulippe at GM. Just here to fall off the jetway again.

[Geoff LaTulippe @GeoffAgain]

My new spec script follows a supervillain who has a conscientious breakdown, flees the crime-ridden metropolis HE corrupted, and disappears deep into the forest.

His life hard-shifts when he forages a single mushroom. It's more than a symbol; it's the core morel of the story.

[Geoff LaTulippe @GeoffAgain]

I have no fucking clue if this is a joke or if he actually posted it. Not a single clue, and I'm not kidding.

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

Great to see Donald Trump embracing Pride Month.

[Geoff LaTulippe @GeoffAgain]

@franklinleonard Oh it's gonna be RAZOR thin, but even if he ekes it out, what a stunning own-goal celebrating second place with half the vote still uncounted. Comedically genius levels of falling into a sinkhole you created just by standing there.

[Geoff LaTulippe @GeoffAgain]

@_Useless_Tree_ God, you pussies are so owned.

[Geoff LaTulippe @GeoffAgain]

I love this song.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Spencer Pratt collapses in the LA Mayoral Election odds.

8% chance.

[Geoff LaTulippe @GeoffAgain]

@CryptidPolitics White America has a huge fat dumb stupid cunt problem, and you're leading the charge as fast as you can waddle.

[Geoff LaTulippe @GeoffAgain]

@JordanZirm I just believe in Wemby too much, and I just hate the Knicks too much. But you're probably right.

[trash jones @jzux]

elmo confirmed bisexual

[Geoff LaTulippe @GeoffAgain]

GodDAMN, Doj. Get out there and do it like that!

[Variety @Variety]

Doja Cat Slams Elon Musk as a 'Barrel Chested Ewok' While Requesting Changes to X: 'You Look Like You Eat Sand' https://t.co/45QTHEfida

[Geoff LaTulippe @GeoffAgain]

Josey heating up is BAD news for the AL.

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Taking the first two is certainly thumbs up worthy! 👍

#GuardsBall | #GuardiWWins

[Geoff LaTulippe @GeoffAgain]

I like this kid a lot. Don't ever let anyone say that I didn't like this kid a lot.

That chip on his shoulder gonna be kitchen counter-sized.

[Mary Kay Cabot @MaryKayCabot]

Updated: #Browns new DE Jared Verse plans to be 'the best defensive player in the league' on 'the best defense in the league' as he replaces Myles Garrett: ---> https://t.co/UaSvmwW61Z

[Geoff LaTulippe @GeoffAgain]

@JBNotSmoove Hahahahahahahahaha not sure there's much there :)

[Geoff LaTulippe @GeoffAgain]

My new spec script follows a supervillain who has a conscientious breakdown, flees the crime-ridden metropolis HE corrupted, and disappears deep into the forest.

His life hard-shifts when he forages a single mushroom. It's more than a symbol; it's the core morel of the story.

[Andrew Siciliano @AndrewSiciliano]

Alex Wright said he didn't believe the news of the Garrett trade when he first saw it on his phone.

"Then I saw it was Adam Schefter, and I said 'Let me go get a drink right quick'."

[Geoff LaTulippe @GeoffAgain]

@OutlierinLA @ZacharyDonnini @lookner Goddamn you fake cunts stay boring. You don't even live here.

[Geoff LaTulippe @GeoffAgain]

@unikunka As in the bar on 3rd St that eventually changed into hipster shitcan Toca Madera?

[Geoff LaTulippe @GeoffAgain]

lol

Every election cycle, without fail, the lies about Republicans overperforming get recycled to death. More predictable than a sunrise, less meaningful than Monopoly money.

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Spencer Pratt, Steve Hilton Overperform in Early California Primary Results https://t.co/b5t1smEwnK

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

Mamdani is the Democrats’ worst nightmare because he’s living proof that they’re simply not doing their jobs.

[Geoff LaTulippe @GeoffAgain]

Rick Caruso was the best candidate the Republicans hung out there in years, but was still a piece of shit and lost badly.

@spencerpratt is a herpetic milkfart so historically loathed that he can barely crack 30% with two Liberal candidates splitting a huge majority. Hilarious.

[Geoff LaTulippe @GeoffAgain]

In the 2022 LA Mayoral primary, Bass beat Caruso by 7 points, with Kevin DeLeon syphoning away another 7% of Dem votes. She won in November by 11.

In 2026, Bass is going to beat Pratt by about 7-10 points in the primary, with Rathman syphoning 21% of Dem votes.

lol