Geoff Hayes

[Geoff Hayes @GeoffCityMO]

@SasquatchVinnie

[Geoff Hayes @GeoffCityMO]

@Cardinals Will there be a rain delay today? Storms are forecasted to end right at 1:00

[Geoff Hayes @GeoffCityMO]

@jazayerli I’m being mocked by friends & family for my slightly panicked response

[Geoff Hayes @GeoffCityMO]

@SorenPetro @DBLesky The Brandon Marsh conversation is spot on. When my 3yo saw him last summer, she shouted “a monster!”

[Geoff Hayes @GeoffCityMO]

@JohnyJ_15 We can console ourselves watching Royals in these exhibitions once the Bobby window is closed. Appreciate Ragans’ focus

[Geoff Hayes @GeoffCityMO]

@jazayerli Silver linings are the only thing I want to hear right now. So, thank you

[Geoff Hayes @GeoffCityMO]

@jazayerli I’m going to miss you a lot. You’ve enriched my experience of being a Royals fan

[Geoff Hayes @GeoffCityMO]

@jazayerli Does JJ sign him? With the first name Rowdy, he has to bring SOME Jonny Gomes factor, right?

[Bleacher Nation @BleacherNation]

Today, with just six games left, the Pirates DFA'd Rowdy Tellez, who has been an above-average hitter by wRC+ over the past month.

Coincidentally, Tellez's contract reportedly entitled him to a $200,000 bonus at 425 plate appearances.

His time with the Pirates ends at 421.

[Geoff Hayes @GeoffCityMO]

@royalsreview Had the exact same thought

[Rany Jazayerli @jazayerli]

Sorry, I meant facing the lineup a FOURTH time.

Wacha was so efficient that he got through the lineup three times without reaching 100 pitches. But - I can't stress this enough - the times-through-the-order penalty is *not* the result of fatigue. A low pitch count is no defense.

[Geoff Hayes @GeoffCityMO]

@jazayerli As long as he doesn’t start a 4th time through the order

[Geoff Hayes @GeoffCityMO]

@NateSilver538 What right-handed pull hitter are you watching?

[Andy McCullough @ByMcCullough]

The Royals are back

[Jack Johnson @JohnyJ_15]

Me and the boys in the Kauffman parking lot before the 82-80 #Royals host the 95-67 Blue Jays in Game 1 of the ALDS.

[Geoff Hayes @GeoffCityMO]

Considering running for Congress on a “No Christmas commercials before Halloween” platform

[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

Nobody told the visitors from Ft.
Collins this was a damn show, they think it’s a damn fight.

[Geoff Hayes @GeoffCityMO]

@Navy_JAG I did, thanks! Appreciate the empathy GIF ha